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1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

TCU gets possession to start the 2nd half don't they? 

No

6 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

You're welcome! 

Appreciate it.  But I thought you were a tech fan?  Either way, getting rid of Mike was huge.  Grimace isn't the full time solution.  Getting brother Mike out was a bitch.  It took texas to get it done. 

2 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Ha we might have just had a new gif:

 

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TCU went too conservative. FGs aren’t winning this game

It's goooood!

Look.  I know he's a QB and is told not to take contact.  I get he's small.  I get he wants to play baseball.

But, I am so tired of watching his pussy ass slide and run out of bounds every play.  

Kenny Hill looks like a paunchy version of The Weeknd. Also, TCU water bottle attendant who shadows Patterson is pure smoke.

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Appreciate it.  But I thought you were a tech fan?  Either way, getting rid of Mike was huge.  Grimace isn't the full time solution.  Getting brother Mike out was a bitch.  It took texas to get it done. 

OH Hell naaahh. STD Tech can suck a fat one (albeit smaller then the cock OU is sucking and much much smaller then the fat SECSEC cock in A&M's mouth). 

UT grad. 

Maybe when Riley leaves next year for the NFL, you can return the favor and hire Tim Beck?

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1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Look.  I know he's a QB and is told not to take contact.  I get he's small.  I get he wants to play baseball.

But, I am so tired of watching his pussy ass slide and run out of bounds every play.  

He plays scared.

What happened? I went to have lunch with OUsucks up by 21.

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

That first half did not suck ...

 

 

... but OU still does.

Water is wet.

Just now, XYZ said:

What happened? I went to have lunch with OUsucks up by 21.

You chose poorly.

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

He plays scared.

Hearing footsteps after Foster, Sterns and Omenihu. 

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

OH Hell naaahh. STD Tech can suck a fat one (albeit smaller then the cock OU is sucking and much much smaller then the fat SECSEC cock in A&M's mouth). 

UT grad. 

Maybe when Riley leaves next year for the NFL, you can return the favor and hire Tim Beck?

My bad.  Maybe it was seeing pirate in your name.  Tons of family in Austin and UT grads.  I can respect that.  And yes, you'll give me a heart attack if LR leaves.  And the NFL will come calling.  

1 minute ago, XYZ said:

What happened? I went to have lunch with OUsucks up by 21.

No kidding, I just got back home thinking it would be 52-7. 

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

My bad.  Maybe it was seeing pirate in your name.  Tons of family in Austin and UT grads.  I can respect that.  And yes, you'll give me a heart attack if LR leaves.  And the NFL will come calling.  

As a cowboys fan, they should hire him 100%. Of course it won't happen and he'll prob end up in a shitter like cleveland. 

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Fat Gare benched Robinson 3 1/2 games too late. 

Yep.  Just one quarter, but Collins >>> Robinson

3 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Holy shit OU can not take a hit it appears.

This.  OUsux were prancing around, and then TCU landed two solid uppercuts to the jaw.  Riley, with three timeouts, elects to let Patterson run out the clock rather than get the ball back with an offense that went right through TCU in the first quarter.  Yes, they get the 2nd half kick, but still.  Pussy move from a pussy program.

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1 hour ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

With the way Huard is sucking off the sooner offense, you’d think they haven’t lost yet.

"That is why they are the best team in the B12". Surprised he can speak legibly with all those sooner cocks in his mouth. 

This game pleases me.

its gonna be WWE in the ou sucks locker room at the half. A Bolton v. Ewok cage match with a special appearance in the ring by at least one stoops brother. 

3 minutes ago, XYZ said:

What happened? I went to have lunch with OUsucks up by 21.

TCU brought in backup QB.... then scored 17 straight points cause the Real BlowU DB's finally showed up

13 minutes ago, Texas25 said:

This is glorious. OU is getting torched by a transfer from Penn.

By way of the Irish Free State.

8 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Fat Gare benched Robinson 3 1/2 games too late. 

Naw.  Orlando's defense would've ripped that kid in half.  We were getting pressure on Robinson all game long.  Other than the couple of bombs to Reagor, TCU's only offense that game was on QB read play runs by Robinson.

Does it benefit us for TCU to win so we don’t have to face OU again?

3 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Anyone else being forced to watch the shitty sucklahoma band?

No, but let me guess: they are playing boomer sooner?

Just now, dad said:

Does it benefit us for TCU to win so we don’t have to face OU again?

Yes.

Just now, dad said:

Does it benefit us for TCU to win so we don’t have to face OU again?

Yes. I don't want to have to chase Kyler around again. I would rather beat WVU twice. Their defense is not a whole lot better and I like our chances against pocket QB's this season.

2 minutes ago, dad said:

Does it benefit us for TCU to win so we don’t have to face OU again?

Always a benefit when BlowU loses 🤘

9 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

This game pleases me.

its gonna be WWE in the ou sucks locker room at the half. A Bolton v. Ewok cage match with a special appearance in the ring by at least one stoops brother. 

With Jim Ross on commentary.

13 minutes ago, XYZ said:

What happened? I went to have lunch with OUsucks up by 21.

Fatterson got a fresh towel, benched Robinson and put a QB in.

3 minutes ago, The Dude said:

No, but let me guess: they are playing boomer sooner?

Idk. I muted it and went to a different tab on my laptop. I'm not about to listen to their cacophony of murdering people and cheating.

14 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Holy shit OU can not take a hit it appears.

They can also not take the loss, cos they are pussies.

8 minutes ago, dad said:

Does it benefit us for TCU to win so we don’t have to face OU again?

We definitely want TCU to win this. OU losing would mean we would have to lose 3 games in the Big 12 for them to jump us in the championship game (assuming there isn't a multi-team tie). 

Plus it would really fuck OU, so... yes.

7 minutes ago, dad said:

Does it benefit us for TCU to win so we don’t have to face OU again?

Dude, you should feel bad for posting that. First of all, fuck OU. Second, I want to play them again and beat them by seven TDs.

1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

We definitely want TCU to win this. OU losing would mean we would have to lose 3 games in the Big 12 for them to jump us in the championship game (assuming there isn't a multi-team tie). 

This. Sans the multi-team tie bullshit. Texas will be on top then everyone else will be in a cloud of dust way in the back with kansas.

Allison looks like she would be down to party with a pint of Goldschlager. Classy, not trashy.

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