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Just now, Mo Horn said:

Ump sucks. It's benefited us, but he fucking sucks 

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Gordon tossed, Maverick takes his spot in left

JFC. Thank goodness Cole is pitching a gem tonight cause we are dead at the plate. 

well this is a fuck

They're going to screw around and lose this game. 

This is what happens when you strand 45 runners per game.

Jake wasn’t gonna throw the runner out but why exactly did that throw get cut off? There’s no one else on base morons.

those two slapdicks in the astros shirts behind home are annoying af

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Maybe score some runs?

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Jake wasn’t gonna throw the runner out but why exactly did that throw get cut off? There’s no one else on base morons.

Exactly.  Dude could have tripped over his own feet or something before reaching home plate.

Tha fuk? We need to get this lineup producing at least average for their ability. These games bite us all too often lately.

On another note, at the catfight: UH 14; WSU 7 at halftime. Not as much blood as anticipated to this point.

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

those two slapdicks in the astros shirts behind home are annoying af

They were funny for a minute but the shtick got overplayed 

Edited by Limp Brisket

 If we don't score multiple runs here, I don't feel good about our pen not giving up a walk off win to the mighty Royals. 

I feel like this is a good time to not score 1 run

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Exactly.  Dude could have tripped over his own feet or something before reaching home plate.

Yuli turned and looked.  The throw was a dying quail; he probably would have got it to the plate faster by cutting it.

Uncle Mike with a chance to make up for last night.

Reddick pinch hitting for Marisnick is like cooking a red bel pepper in place of a yellow bel pepper.

George is getting upset!!

That was a shot.  Off the bat I didn't think it was high enough to get out.

Motherfucker George, like a boss

Fucking finally.  

Love when George gets ahold of one.  

So goes George, so goes the lineup. He is the catalyst.

Reddick pinch hitting for Marisnick is like cooking a red bel pepper in place of a yellow bel pepper.

You left out an L. Which is good.

Cole back in line for the win

Man, and George gets to bang Charlise, too

So goes George, so goes the lineup. He is the catalyst.
He's the heart and soul of the offense. You can say 27 is the heart and soul of the team, but I'm a George guy.

The reason that we get so disappointed in his team sometimes is that we fully expect something like that to happen every night because they do it so often.  We are spoiled.  

george, as always, is the heartbeat of this team.

thank god we're not asking anyone to hold a 1 run lead in the ninth.

114mph.  nbd.

Just now, DaysOff said:
3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:
So goes George, so goes the lineup. He is the catalyst.

He's the heart and soul of the offense. You can say 27 is the heart and soul of the team, but I'm a George guy.

There is a reason he was WS MVP.  Had he not gotten hurt this year, he would have challenged for AL MVP.  He was off to a special start.  

All that to say... let’s get an extension done, Luhnow.  

8 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:


You left out an L. Which is good.

Damn, sure did.  I’m a fairly strict grammar Nazi, too.

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