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  2. Happy to share what I’ve learned as a hobbyist who takes it too seriously. Is there something specific you want to know, @Lurch ? I can describe how I got started, if that helps.
  3. I'm sorry. I'm laughing at the thought of my wife using such language to describe our relationship.
  4. Hilarious. I hadn't heard that one before...unless you count the other 239847297 times.
  5. DEF Portal game > OFF Portal game…… so far
  6. I had 3rd degree burns on my leg from a commercial coffee pot breaking in half. Probably 30 square inches total. A couple of days after the accident, a nurse friend asked me if I had started debridement. I told he no and ask what it entailed. She wouldn't tell me because she said if she did, I wouldn't go. She was right. The worst part was having to do it every 2 or 3 days. One day, while I was waiting to begin, I heard the most horrible shrieks and screams coming from the next room. There was a 8 year old that had a fish fryer fall on him with burns on over 20% or more of his body, going through debridement. I never complained about my sessions again.
  7. Imagine yourself at 21 years old. Bunch of people offering you 7 figures to play football for them. Each place willing to entice you in any way possible: wine, dine, 69. What do you do? I know what 21 year old @boilerhorn would do. Hell, maybe even the old version of me…. Yes, I will take a visit!
  8. We seem to have our shit together on the defensive side as far as the portal goes. Offense seems more fucky. Just like on the field.
  9. Happy to not pay for a Megan Moroney ticket. $400 to see her Toyota Center would have sucked. My wife is a big fan.
  10. One thing is for sure, if Indiana gets up big this thread is gonna need a safe space from the barrage of Nicole posts. If she gives a real-life BJ with the same relentless enthusiasm that she fellates Cignetti all over this board, then one of you single lads who doesn't have a lot going for you and nobody would really miss if you ended up at the bottom of a lake should shoot your shot.
  11. It makes me absolutely sick that there are so many people justifying this. If you can't get this one right, then you can't get anything right. Your mind is not your own.
  12. Y'all realize we'd actually be in a much more sensible position, with more common-sense, decent, and benevolent leadership....if we'd simply turned over the leadership of the country to the ExxonMobil BOD on January 20th, right?
  13. I have some good news and I have sone bad news. The good news is I brought this picture, the bad news is they're gonna blow him...away, too.
  14. Our Commander in Chief is going to wrestle with the toughest decision he’s had to make since he’s held office. Does he boycott McDonalds and his sweet, sweet cheeseburgers or just look past this?
  15. I stopped a few years ago when you scolded me about it. If I can even get them to come up, I upload them to imgbb and embed from there, or I upload the google preview of the yarn to imgbb.
  16. This obnoxious twat Coleman is going to keep dragging things out until he is the only viable difference making WR left on the market. I'd bet he tries to take it all the way to start of the dead period (yes the portal idiotically has one in a few days).
  17. More like Sony Pictures corporate fuckery.
  18. Nakos says Isiah Horton is officially in the portal and ready for dates.
  19. Things still not going well in Venezuela
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