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  2. Better looking than me? You damn yourself with faint praise, amigo.
  3. I wrote the review below right after signing day for this class in Feb of 2023. At the time, they finished as the 4th ranked class in the country and okies were hailing Venables as the next great OU coach. These guys should be going into their 3rd year with the program. If you read my notes in bold italics after each player, you'll see where they are now. For the TL;DR crowd, this class makes Tom Herman blush. The lack of production and attrition levels are hilarious. Here you go: OU took a top heavy class, with what is considered real firepower at the top and a bunch of lowly ranked headscratchers at the middle and bottom. It's not nearly as Texas heavy as their classes have been historically, taking only 5 from the state, 3 of whom are from Denton and that might as well be in Oklahoma. Venables has issues with his roster. They had a bunch of transfers out, so they took 13 transfers in, and signed 26 guys. Okies here and elsewhere seem to believe that the transfers they lost needed to go, and the ones they brought in immediately improve their whole team. I've seen the same sentiment with this class. That said, as one of my buddies involved with CFB for a living told me, "Ol'Brent must think he's going to be at OU for a good long while, because there is going to need to be a lot of development in that class. A LOT of development." In all, OU signed 1 QB, 2 TBs, 2 WRs (maybe a 3rd, depending upon where an ATH winds up), 1 TE, 2 Ts, 3 IOLs. For those keeping score at home, that's likely 11 of the 26 signees for the offense. 4 of the OLs are flat out projects, as is the TE. On defense, they signed 2 Edge, 3 DTs (all projects), 4 LBs, at least 3 of whom are projects and 2 are total unknowns, 1 Nickel who thinks he's a CB, 1 juco CB, 1 ATH that is a better WR than CB but given Venables' proclivities and the dearth of CBs in this class, will probably be a CB, and then 4 fucking safeties, 2 of whom could wind up being stars and the other 2 loaded with yeast and flour. That's 15 recruits out of 26 for the D. Strong balance there, Brent. On the recruits: Jackson Arnold (QB): A typical overranked Denton Guyer QB who is undersized, not particularly fast and criticized for not being very inventive to make up for his size, but OU wanted him and, hey, they produce Heisman trophy winning QBs, so he shot up the rankings. OU fans think he's the savior, and gurus compare him to Baker Mayfield because ... of course. Also, he has the smirk of a fratboy date rapist who gets away with it because his parents can afford good lawyers. This is the perfect OU QB recruit. Several friends not involved with the rankings but involved with the space think he's way overranked. transferred to Auburn after being benched during the 2024 season and looking generally terrible, as some of us predicted. PJ Adebawore (Edge): A camp circuit favorite with a giant wingspan for his size. Stood out at the UA game in drills. Has the potential to be the best OU pass rusher since I don't even know. I would take him over every Edge Texas has taken in the last two classes. dude had 4 tackles and a sack in garbage time of the SCar game. He played in 2 games in 2024 while healthy, both in garbage time losses. Another 5 star bust for Venables in Norman. Peyton Bowen (S): A standout at safety with excellent speed and athleticism. A known ballhawk and playmaker. He's also a head case who knew for the better part of 6 months that he wasn't actually going to sign with Notre Dame while lying to them the entire time and sniffing around OU and ATM repeatedly. Takes the money and runs to Oregon before his mother intervened and made him sign with OU, because a deal is a deal. We'll see how he handles the Bradley Buzzcut treatment once on campus. He seems to have a super strong backbone. He's still at OU and a starter, but not nearly the playmaker everyone expected him to be. He's also the weaker of the Bowen brothers, which no one predicted. Sam Omosigho (LB): This guy is an explosive athlete with a big wingspan for his size. He's considered a project. He's from Texas, yet most Texas schools weren't involved with his recruitment, including Texas and ATM. I don't know if that means he wasn't interested or they know shit that no one else does. He was an excellent receiver and he put up big numbers on both sides of the ball. He finished highly ranked and yet most folks on this board know dick-all about the guy. He was a better WR than LB in HS. Productive semi-starter at LB for OU and will likely be the best LB on the OU team this season. Makari Vickers (S): If you haven't seen his film, think of Kramer at the kid karate classes on Seinfeld. He's another playmaker at safety and is an excellent tackler with good size. He won't be 18 until the summer. He wasn't as heavily recruited as I would have figured in his region, although all of the big boys nearby offered except Miami. Transferred before last year to play for Neon Deion at CU. Jaquaize Pettaway (WR): He's a very fast, slightly-built WR with spotty hands. He'll never add a bunch of weight with his frame. He chose OU over Texas and he fits the sooner personality profile perfectly. By that, I mean he's apparently a cocky asshole that mixes like oil with water when it comes to hanging out with good kids who will graduate. Johntay Cook didn't like the guy and he liked everybody. I cheer against all sooners, but I'll be actively cheering against this dude. Transferred after toiling in irrelevance for OU. At ECU now. Cayden Green (T/IOL): In the classic sense of the way OU teaches their OL - to hold like motherfuckers and dare refs to call it more than once in a game - this guy could be their GOAT when it is all said and done. In his film, he lays down with more small, fat white boys than the Omega Mu's. He's undersized, so to speak, to be considered a terrific LT prospect. He's 6'4" and his wingspan is small for his size. I assume he'll get looks at RT and may be eventually moved inside. Transferred after one season to Missouri before 2024. Jacobe Johnson (ATH): He'd be big for corner and would be a project there, but has everything else. He's already a good WR. He comes into the class at the same age as the sophomores on the roster. He's ranked really high in the consensus rankings because ESPN loves the guy, so, caveat emptor. I wasn't blown away by his film. The offensive highlights consist of him winning a bunch of jump balls against smaller DBs. The defensive highlights consist of him being soft in press and recovering to make plays on the ball. Dude is still a tweener who they moved from DB to WR out of desperation during last season, yet he played sparingly. He's currently buried on their depth chart again at CB. Lewis Carter (LB): He hits like a ton of fucking bricks, so you have to like that. He's not particularly fast or big. He was lightly recruited or ignored by most recruiting powers in the southeast. OU landed the guy over UCF and to a lesser degree a Harsin-led Auburn and Butterteeth's NIL-less UNC. He didn't make camps. He's got an inflated ranking because OU basically took the guy and he's from Florida. I can see no other reason for his rating after watching the film and asking around. Transferred back to the state of Florida and on the roster at UCF. Kendal Dolby (CB, Juco): There are operational leaders for international terror organizations with more photographs and information available on the Internet about them than this guy. His film footage consists of jump ball picks, running in the wrong direction in pass coverage, multiple helmet headshots against defenseless receivers and a bunch of arm tackles, all shown from roughly two miles away by drone footage. It's hilariously dark shit as an opposing fan. Either OU stole an unknown gem here or he's cannon fodder as they try to find answers on defense. He was productive as the "Cheetah", their LB/NB hybrid, until a bad injury last season. He's allegedly back to full health and likely the starter there again. A good find and evaluation by Venables, it seems. Derrick Leblanc (DL): Can play DE or DT. Flashed early in high school, got a lot of attention, and then didn't progress further as he aged. UF and Miami stayed on him, many other schools fell off. He's not super athletic and isn't strong against the run. Also, he looks like he's part of a zombie apocalypse in recruiting headshots. Transferred out almost as quickly as he arrived. Also back in Florida at UCF. Jasiah Wagoner (Nickel): Some say OU recruited him as a CB when other schools told him he was a nickel. He'll be a nickel, or we'll be happy to see him at CB. He's not incredibly fast. His size is mediocre. He's quick and was an offensive standout in HS as well. In the early Stoops era, the right kind of this type used to irritate the shit out of everyone. In the late Riley/early Venables era, we love seeing this type of guy on the field as they've been weak spots. It will be interesting to see which way this one ultimately leans. Transferred after the 2023 season. On the roster at Cal. Daylan Smothers (TB): He's a small but tough runner that numerous regional (NC area) offensive powers were in on. Has good hands. He's not bread, but he's not the normal top 100 TB that OU usually lands. This is the kind of guy who is really good for NC State but doesn't make the depth chart for UF or NC. It's funny I mentioned NC State, because he transferred to NC State after the 2023 season. Keyon Brown (WR): Tall but slow WR out of Florida. Jeff Lebby is recruiting on offense as though he's still at UCF. This guy is bread that no one locally wanted. OU had to fend off a fierce push from ... Nebraska to keep this guy. Transferred before the 2023 season even happened. To a Juco. Daeh I-Have-A-Good-Older-Brother-That-Plays-Edge-And-Will-Transfer-To-Your-School-If-You-Take-Me McCullough (S): This guy played HS ball in South Bend and Notre Dame didn't offer. He wasn't nationally ranked by a single service. His older brother transferred in from Indiana after putting up good numbers there. Transferred to Louisville after the 2023 season. Logan Howland (T): This guy is lowly ranked out of NJ and he didn't do the camp circuit. He's very tall and will need to add good weight. Beyond OU, he officially visited Michigan, Iowa, and Miami. Guys who know what they're doing on the OL were all over this guy. He chose to go to the school with the worst recent development history for OLs among the four (if you consider Cristobal back through Oregon). Competing for PT in the OL room at OU. Joshua Bates (G): The fat kid from the movie "The Sandlot" should have garnered more attention for his fame if nothing else. OU was the only school of any FBS merit to recruit the guy, so they saw something they liked or he's Bedenbough's love child and he owed his mom a favor. Left OU after the 2024 season and transferred to SMU. Kalib Hicks (TB): He's plain as grits. Average size, decent moves, no burst, no breakaway speed, put up decent numbers for a Texas powerhouse program. His nickname should be "Vanilla". Transferred after the 2024 to Oklahoma State. Phil Picciotti (LB): His film looks like a set of snippets from Lattimer in practices from The Program. If he stays on the roids, maybe he can provide help at Mike someday. He has the lateral quickness of a dairy cow. His film includes a lot of plays where he runs full speed ahead and attempts to simply run directly through another human being or two, irrespective of whether they possess the ball. He played for IMG and was ignored by the regional powers, instead being pursued by deep north Big 10 teams and the okies. This is the kind of meathead that a guy like Venables takes and calls "our kind of guy" simply because he saw him beat up four junior kids at once behind the school when the okies showed up to visit. Transferred after the 2024 to UCF. Ashton Sanders (DT): He's built like a fire hydrant and might be 6'0" on his tippy toes, but he's listed at 6'1". OU needs bodies in the middle on defense and they had to beat out Cal and a coachless Wisconsin to land him. He was mostly ignored locally. He's The Human Buttplug for a defense, clogging up the insides of the defense if he can get fat enough. Transferred after the 2024 season to UCLA. Heath Ozaeta (IOL): Bedenbough has a penchant for recruiting some aggie-looking motherfuckers. This guy's the gingeriest ginger who has ever gingered. Also known as The Human Hand Grenade because if he visits your school, he scatters other interested recruits far and wide from wherever he's standing and causes the school he's visiting to immediately back off of his recruitment. He visited 5 schools officially, and none of them pushed for him after his official. OU landed him by default since he was clearly a personality fit for their campus after he tried to fit in everywhere but there on his officials. Competing for PT in the OL room at OU. Taylor Wein (Edge): OU is the only school this guy visited, and they got on him late. Looking at his film, they didn't get on him late because of that footage. This is another take in which Venables and his staff are going to show everyone their prowess as a scouting group by finding this hidden star in obscurity, or they're not nearly as smart as they think they are. He's big, for whatever that's worth. I doubt he plays the key pass rushing role on the outside, but probably more of a strongside guy, if he ever plays. Fighting for garbage time snaps deep on the depth chart in OU's Edge room. Kade McIntyre (TE): OU beat out KSU and Iowa for a TE, so it's hard to knock the take. He's another developmental guy who chose the worst school for development out of his options. Brand means a lot, clearly. He's going to have to put on a lot of weight to be an in-line guy, but no one can run a potent roid process like Jerry Schmidt. On a terrible, untalented roster of TE bread, this guy is still there, at the back of the room of 8 OU TEs. Erik "Sourdough" McCarty (S): A fourth safety in the class, from Oklahoma backwaters. Enjoy the fresh smell of rising dough. Transferred after the 2024 season to Emporia State. Markus "Pumpernickel" Strong (DL): Another mystery take from Florida, OU beat USF and Troy for his services. If this guy sees the field anytime soon, OU fans are probably lighting their cigarettes at that point, because they've already been fucked. Currently buried on the depth chart at DT for OU. Taylor VonBreadenHeim (LB): Rivals and ESPN didn't even have this guy in their databases. 247 and On3 ranked him late because they apparently owed Brent Venables a favor, or he threatened to violently rape some of their employees after hosting them on an employee getaway church revival weekend on his Norman property. This guy could be some sort of Gotch Yarbrough test that the services and OU are failing, because I'm not completely sure he exists. Fighting for garbage time snaps deep on the depth chart in OU's LB room. ******* So, yeah, that's how you actively destroy a blue blood. Recruit a shit ton of guys that no one else wants, including highly rated guys with red flags, and then tout the class with enthusiasm to anyone who will listen because you think you're some sort of savant and then watch as that collapses within two years of signing it. The funniest part of this class, to me, is that Venables allowed the Arnold camp to bully him into running off Dylan Gabriel after the 2023 season. -15 out of 26 signees are already gone. -3 out of 26 will start for OU in the 2025 season. -8 backups, 2 on the OL who could see the field, the rest are either sleepers still asleep or highly ranked busts -1 5 star bust transfer -1 5 star bust playing 3rd string I think Tom Herman's worst class was better than this one by a wide margin. None of the guys remaining on the roster project as high draft picks. Maybe things go that direction for the LB or Bowen, but they'd have to really have big seasons.
  4. My wife told me that every time I get back from lunch at an Indian buffet my car smells like Indira Gandhi's thong.
  5. I don’t find anything about the teachings of Christ unique in that they should or should not be justified to defend collective actions. And I say that as someone who enjoys Talarico’s calling out of the right’s hypocrisies. Following your example, what other behaviors that Jesus preached against would be impermissible for the government to enforce against non-believers? Murder? Theft?
  6. Although, based on current pitching rotation, MAYBE we get to see Ohtani pitch on Saturday? That would be cool. Would be my second time to see him play (saw him pitch and hit for the Angels v. the Stros a few seasons ago....and he put on a freaking CLINIC, on both sides of the plate).
  7. "You make that fucking omelette you dirty whore!"
  8. The point is that the former CEO of Deloitte has incredible options on the job market and if the WNBA wants a commissioner with that level of acumen and ability, they have to pay for it.
  9. Or maybe Hulu didn’t want to take away from the KotH reboot?
  10. this is the team with multiple recent championships who also beat us twice last year and dominated us in the trenches? they’re our bitch? I’m just trying to understand what he said.
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    Getting old sucks

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  12. That recruit doing corny tiktok about to be paid? It's a kruel world.
  13. There's an Indian restaurant in his suburb, so how could he be a racist?
  14. thank you for offering us that anonymous third-party opinion of the film.
  15. They have transferable skills to not play basketball. That’s not a bargaining point for a CBA to play basketball. Completely different than being in PT or marketing where you are in a labor market to go do the same thing elsewhere. Unrivaled is a completely different business. One arena, one location, 36 players, one front office, no travel. Nothing close to trying to run an actual league and so of course that affects the way the business works.
  16. hahaha, there's some truth to that. funny how our parents were afraid of us getting naked and I'm like just get off your god damned gamer stations and fuck a girl already wouldya?
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