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  2. 200k views. At least half of those will believe this without any questions.
  3. 22 yo wrote a note? With pen and paper? To someone he lives with? My kids text each other when sitting 5 feet apart
  4. Mrs. Doom and I have diametrically opposed opinions on spiders in the house. I view them as welcome tenants who earn their keep (and the right to peacefully exist) by eating all the other bugs, especially the many insect intruders in our basement (house centipedes fucking suck...) My attitude is that if the spiders are getting plump, then business is good, and proof-positive of the benefit they bring to the household. Mrs. Doom doesn't agree with any of that - zero tolerance for any bugs, though she's squeamish enough that she doesn't even kill them - they just become my problem to deal with. So whenever I'm alone and I encounter a spider friend boldly chilling out in plain view, I remind them that if they want to stick around, they need to do a better job at remaining concealed. But they hardly ever listen, the dumb little assholes. I gave multiple reminders throughout the day yesterday, but Mrs. Doom saw two last night, and so I had to escort them both outside because they just wouldn't follow the terms of our agreement. It's like how you go from benevolent and concerned when you first notice another driver without their headlights on, so you flash your brights a few times, and then when they don't get the hint, you instead become irate with them for being such goddamn morons. Maybe those cars are being driven by spiders?
  5. Mo Horn

    Getting old sucks

    I retire at the end of the month as well. We have a long term goal of moving to Spain for a few years and will be there January at the latest. But, it will be an adjustment. A lot of mixed feelings, but I'm ready for a different pace in life.
  6. 1. Set up GoFundMe 2. Borrow Ronaldo statue 3. ???? 4. Profit
  7. Since we are just posting wild shit for fun, my Egyptian neighbor says the Arabic social media world, surprisingly, thinks mossad turned him via internet.
  8. So you're saying there's a chance our offense finally gets it together this week?
  9. And get a beer at the bar in the ship on top of the Marina Bay Sands, then watch the laser show.
  10. Peter man! Breast exam on channel nine!
  11. What's going on with that offense? Jennings looks like he's regressed from last season. Any SMU guys here feel free to explain and enlighten me.
  12. Well...the very same forces that might take down the GOP would be the same ones that devastate any attempt of the Dems to govern...especially this particular corrupt and pathetic version of the Dems.
  13. You want to bench all of our starting defense in a 10-3 ballgame?
  14. new page - https://tailgate.surlyhorns.com/events/1/burnt-ends-tailgate shows all events.
  15. They probably need to find a way for all this AI to pay for itself at some point to prevent that. Or maybe not. Actually selling a product or providing services to generate a profit seems weirdly detached from the stock market which seems to operate in some weird fever dream disconnected from the economy.
  16. The foot clan hideout!
  17. The part about Arch sucking that is most disappointing is that it's just going to take that much longer for Parker Livingstone to get to 1,000 yards and 12 TDs.
  18. I’m usually overly bullish on Oregon’s clown suits, but this one works. I’d swap the black pants for something else (I can’t stand when pants and jerseys are the same color) and definitely ditch the gold shoes.
  19. Fuck you Jonathan Cain for effectively breaking up Journey.
  20. As an SMU alum... Pony Up is awesome. Kick'em is stupid.
  21. Great read from Vanity Fair: https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/charlie-kirk-ezra-klein-tanehisi-coates?_sp=5f2dad2a-6123-413e-9fdc-056754b781ce.1758118287797 HED: Charlie Kirk, Redeemed: A Political Class Finds Its Lost Cause
  22. Also they kept showing that Arch looked to be in pain when he was throwing passes against San Jose. Kid was definitely not 100%. Is he still injured?
  23. Singapore - touristy as shit, but chili crabs at Jumbo Seafood and Clark Quay for drinks and people watching. All kinds of food down there
  24. groceries so expensive, her face has started eating itself "all politics is local....well not anymore."
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