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Shart 2020: Hindsight's a bitch

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Worst ever. Right on my couch in only gym shorts. I guess three straight nights of drinking like a college kid was a bad idea.

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you need to burn that motherfucker like it's game night and you live in Columbus Ohio

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Had spicy pad thai for lunch. As I’m in the middle of some work, my guts start bubbling. Thought: i can hold it a few more minutes until i finish this. Then the fart came. Very hot fart. Rushed to bathroom. Drawers clean but barely. Toilet is destroyed and the pad thai is just as spicy coming out.

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On 7/1/2020 at 6:25 AM, Fudbelty said:

I’m still clean. 4yo who recently just started pooping in the toilet, fail. He kept saying his stomach hurt but couldn’t poop. He was playing LEGO’s and let out a juicy toot. He looked up and I could tell something was amiss. Yup, sharted.

He's 4 and just now started shitting in the toilet?

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54 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

He's 4 and just now started shitting in the toilet?

Yeah that’s a rough 4 years

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Posted (edited)

Pooping in the toilet is only half the battle. 

Successfully, effectively, and independently wiping is another hell unto itself. 

 

 

 

 

And it's a challenging phase of potty training, too. 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

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He's 4 and just now started shitting in the toilet?

He flat out refused. We tried everything. If we didn’t get him a pull up he’d never poop. Finally I told him I’d buy him a new bike if he went two weeks and he’s been good ever since.

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3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Pooping in the toilet is only half the battle. 

Successfully, effectively, and independently wiping is another hell unto itself. 

 

 

 

 

And it's a challenging phase of potty training, too. 

Here you go. Kids believe anything they see on Youtube.

 

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I ejarted when I watched your daughter's sex tape after eating at Chili's.  

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