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Not that I’m complaining, but when did under-boob become a mainstream thing?
Perhaps just part of the natural evolution of boob display?

Renaissance ... over-boob
Late 20th century ... side-boob
Early 21st century ... under-boob
What pray tell is next?

An awesome jugs machine

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18 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I’d prefer what I thought it was.

Did not click, for that very reason. As far as I'm concerned, it really was what I thought it was. I believe that's how religions get started, and I can think of nothing better to worship.

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On 7/16/2020 at 11:28 AM, mulletpelini said:

 

Okay, but what can she do when the pocket collapses? 

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5 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Okay, but what can she do when the pocket collapses? 

I got sumpin right here, fill that pocket so it ain't gonna collapse...

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2 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

I got sumpin right here, fill that pocket so it ain't gonna collapse...

Got any eligibility left? 

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2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Got any eligibility left? 

I was on scholly '61 to '65. Wasn't NCAA sports, so... 

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11 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

I was on scholly '61 to '65. Wasn't NCAA sports, so... 

How are your jugs? 

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16 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

he's a typical surlyhorns.com poster

so, voluminous and saggy

My jugs are mostly gallon and quart, dunno that I'd call them voluminous, unless your comparison is to an ass-pocket. Saggy, definitely not - all stoneware.

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On 5/3/2020 at 12:50 PM, CosmoDog said:

Not that I’m complaining, but when did under-boob become a mainstream thing?

Perhaps just part of the natural evolution of boob display?


Renaissance ... over-boob

Late 20th century ... side-boob

Early 21st century ... under-boob

What pray tell is next?

back boob

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4 hours ago, CosmoDog said:

That’s just wrong.

You ain't never lived in a haouse that useta have wheels, have ya?

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I would like to protest these recent additions.  They are not worthy of this thread.  Focus people.

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I’d say most of the more attractive babes on this thread are what I like to call “wheelhouse” for ol’ Steel Shank. I’d hit them with everything I got, and I do believe they’d enjoy it. Mightily.

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28 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So minimal interaction?

You've spelt "manual" incorrectly.

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On 7/24/2020 at 4:20 AM, Steel Shank said:

I’d say most of the more attractive babes on this thread are what I like to call “wheelhouse” for ol’ Steel Shank. I’d hit them with everything I got, and I do believe they’d enjoy it. Mightily.

So... females with tits?

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Debuting my new avatar where it belongs....Back in fourth grade I read an SRA about this new teen star named Phoebe Cates who was not that much older than me and I got morning wood before class and had to shuffle over to my desk with the old books held in front maneuver. And this was before I even had hair on them...Two years later I got to see her on the big screen when I was in sixth grade and I am surprised I didn't check out via massive coronary event at 12 or 13. 

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On 7/26/2020 at 10:09 PM, SurlyBDR said:

 

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She seems to be equipped with a spigot, but is it natural or implanted?

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9 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

She seems to be equipped with a spigot, but is it natural or implanted?

Bidet thread is over there ——->

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Y'all. Chill out. Clearly, it's piss
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Well, it would appear she is championship level hydrated then.

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