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So, a rich kid with no friends can now play catch.

I do see a potential issue with the (it looks like) six ball limit. I wonder how precise the balls have to be placed into the carousel. If a trainer can easily refill as it rotates, extra badass.

It’s definitely a neat tool, giving receivers a consistent thrower for when you’re working on routes or footwork and saving camp arms. Must be pricey. Keep it out of the rain.

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1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

Time to upgrade the quote. 

Only 4 things happen when you pass, and 3 of them are bad.

The robot can freakout and start attacking people. 

“You’ve got to listen to me!  Elementary Chaos Theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.”


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26 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I wonder how long until someone breaks a finger trying to see how hard a pass they can catch.

What makes you think it hasn't already happened?




Hopefully we have some interns working on  hacking LSU's machine, see if we can't find their preferred patterns as well as throwing some finger-breakers as needed...

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