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1 hour ago, LonghornJudas said:

This would have been better if they used "partner" and "they".

Um, OK. But really, nah

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32 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

i don't get it

"Well, shit. I'm stuck with them." 

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

i don't get it

Hot take incoming: The Graduate is a good movie

Simon & Garfunkel. Hot, seductive milf Anne Bancroft. Even a baby faced Dick Dreyfuss in an uncredited role. Check it out. Especially til the end. Then you'll get it. 

 

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I must be too dumb for this page cause it sucks. 

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I'm extremely surprised this choad can speak so eloquently, what with Don's spermatozoa securely lodged in the back of his throat.

 

 

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https://babylonbee.com/news/merciful-god-to-end-humanity-before-princess-bride-can-be-remade

HEAVEN—A spokesperson for the Most High God confirmed that God will be ending humanity before any remake of The Princess Bride can be released.

Humanity was forced to acknoweldge that the God of the Bible is good, merciful, and gracious after His spokesangels confirmed he would rather destroy all of humanity than force anyone to live in a universe where The Princess Bride was remade.

"Before The Princess Bride remake can see the light of day, The Lord will flatten all of humanity with fire and brimstone from on high, in His mercy," said a heavenly spokesperson. "Humanity will experience the sweet release of death rather than have to see someone try to remake the only perfect movie ever made."

"Seriously, trying to remake The Princess Bride? What's wrong with you people!"

After the announcement, even atheists were forced to admit that God is truly good to us. "I have finally seen the light," said Richard Dawkins as he repented in tears. "God is not a moral monster -- He is the very standard of goodness, truth, and justice."

Theologians further confirmed that since the invention of acts of mercy, there have only been five that were rated the most gracious, the most merciful. This one left them all behind.

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I would vote for her just based on this meme alone. 

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13 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

There is no better way to identify a cuck than someone talking about another man as an alpha male.

The Teddy Cruz School of Badassness. 

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Was thinking that's a spoof account. Checked his Twitter channel. Not a spoof account.

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