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  1. If this asshole is wrong again, I vote that we riot and show up at his house around 10pm tonight in fucking Conroe and blare airhorns by his toddlers' windows. Just do mean shit to defenseless, tiny humans in order to teach Temu Tom Herman a life lesson.
  2. I spoke with two agents last night for a while at Chalmers. They showed me their text threads from Brandon Harris - each of these guys reps multiple players currently on the team or were on the team and are in the portal and were not from Lionheart. What I saw was horrifying. They then proceeded to tell me for 10 minutes straight how much they fucking hate Brandon Harris and that their official opinion is that he is the worst GM all of college sports. I share this opinion.
  3. We just beat our Ohio State and Miami for the #1 LB in the portal. Try to enjoy it and we can complain about Harris later.
  4. That’s impossible. The yearning in my heart for the two Michigan lineman that I’d never heard of until five days ago leaves a void that can never be filled.
  5. Bama site saying that Coleman may stay and go to their game vs Texas tonight. That poor kid deserves every penny of the ~3 million he is chasing if he has to endure Texas basketball during two different visits.
  6. Plus Pittsburgh has an income tax of 6.03%.
  7. Oh good this has now become the 30th offshoot of the ‘This is who Steve Sarkisian is’ thread. Can we have immamac sequester Nicole’s blathering to the football board?
  8. Pretty sure Techportalinsights forecasted Coleman to Tech over what was said to be the greatest steak dinner in history. But that was after aggyportalinsights forecasted Coleman to A&M following Coleman's visit to Reveille's gravesite where he broke down in tears and tore his clothes and vowed revenge.
  9. I see we didn’t build that fence around the This is who Steve Sarkisian is thread when we had the chance….
  10. I’m so ready to believe everything an agent says. Can’t wait.
  11. Luke is the last Brockermeyer any one here should have a problem with. He chose to be a Longhorn.
  12. You should probably step back from the ledge instead of constantly insulting your user base. Idk that’s just me though.
  13. Lulz. On Smothers, from a thread on the Bama site. (I didn't see any laugh emojis, but I think the guy's trying to be funny ... classes at the University of Alabama? Ha ha ... )
  14. It's been about two hours and you were exactly right. If this thread keeps delivering the great vibes like it has for the past two hours, I'll continue the "very fun weekend" by smashing my dick with a hammer
  15. You are never going to believe who else built two semi-finals teams
  16. I'm being intentionally vague, @RGBIII and I are lining up a whole fuckton of agents to talk to about this in the May/June timeframe when all the dust has settled a bit. Stroh was one if the guys repped. Stroh is getting paid. I think some of you need to understand that with revshare being at every P5 school the math has dramatically changed for people. You want to make fun of Trey Owens for going to Arkansas State, but he's gonna make well into 6 figures and probably more than most of you make with your "big boy" jobs next season. I get the humor of calling everyone a JAG or saying shit like go be fat somewhere else etc, but it's real that these guys are making a bunch of money and are D1 level college athletes. What we were trying to get started with a baseline for the rosters is a real thing now with revshare.
  17. Both of those players are safeties. The LB was from Wisconsin. Uluave is currently visiting us. Re: Smothers
  18. Maybe there’s another thread where you guys can write your masturbatory fantasies about Brandon Harris, Trey Owen’s agent, and palace intrigue at Belmont. This is the thread where we write our masturbatory fantasies about the transfer portal and all the cool shit we’re getting from it.
  19. ARE WE GETTING THE MICHIGAN OLINEMEN. FAGET?!?!
  20. So far, this fireworks show kinda blows
  21. We had him. His name was Billy Glascock. Just helped Ole Miss build a semi-final team and best team (success wise) in school history
  22. I’d probably lose any and all respect for anyone who willingly gives Bowels ammo to incinerate Texas. Don’t give him material for clicks
  23. @RGBIII ITS BEEN MOST OF A SATURDAY… IM ON CALL, I CANT DRIVE BACK TO CONROE TO SHIT ON YOUR PORCH. Do you have Monday open?
  24. You are fucking retarded. I'm so over this thread it's impressive that some of you continue to function in society.
  25. He’s 19 or 20. Getting paid low six figures to live anywhere for 2 semesters would be the tits.
  26. IT A source yesterday afternoon said he thinks both Kaliq Lockett and Daylan McCutcheon will stay. It’s harder to get talented young players to see the big picture, but I think these two are understanding it.
  27. Oh, wow, so you’re telling me you would take both Cam Coleman and Dakorian Moore if you could? No shit?
  28. Can we make Muschamp the co OL coach?
  29. As a Junior (2024) Earned Master of Science in Global Retailing in December 2024 Fall Academic All-Big 12 Conference Played 11 games on the line, starting nine games - all at left tackle 81.8 pass-block grade (PFF) ranked second on team 480 snaps played including 479 at left tackle Just one sack allowed in 227 opportunities No pressures allowed in seven of first nine games No hurries allowed in eight of 11 games 90.0 pass-block grade at Kansas (Oct. 19) – no hurries in 33 chances
  30. I just got back from a protest here in Kingwood. About 150 people showed up. 90% of the reactions we got from passing cars were honks and thumbs up. 10% were thumbs down or middle fingers. One guy tried to roll coal and got pulled over by HPD. Other than the fact that the crowd was definitely on the older side (I'd guess 75%+ were older than me aand I'm 55), it was a pretty good turnout considering it was all planned within the last 48 hours.
  31. TLDR: “Just get in your knees, peasants, and maybe we’ll let you live.” You are the most un-American piece of shit to ever post here. I kneel to no man, I bow to no king. I am an American. I’ll die in my feet, I will not live on my knees. My grandfather took a fucking ship across the ocean and carried an M-1 to stand against these fuckers. The least we can do - what we MUST do - is exercise our rights as free Americans, the actual sovereigns who run this country. By kneeling to brownshirts, you hand your country over to them. If you are so weak as to do that, then go someplace where it’s the dominant ethos. Putin needs more Russian meat, go there.
  32. I wouldn’t wish cancer on anyone, but some of you guys are making a compelling argument for me to consider it.
  33. This seems like a strange portal pitch.
  34. Bobby - NC State transfer running Hollywood Smothers is on campus in Austin currently. - Pitt linebacker Rasheem Biles is also expected on campus today. - Yale OL Mikey Bennett remains on campus from his visit that began yesterday. - Some folks have asked about the running back situation with Smothers visiting Austin today. Here’s what I’ve learned: RB Christian Clark has agreed to a new deal with Texas but the new deal is not signed. RB Raleek Brown has signed with Texas
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