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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. I didn't realize that there was going to be a second season until checking in on this thread - I think I liked the finale better when I thought it was the end of the story.
  2. If you want to replace it with something else, watch the video I shared in Post #52 upthread.
  3. Especially one that's all computer.
  4. You threw that remote pretty hard, man.
  5. Different woman though, interestingly enough.
  6. Bonus points if you wear them as you exit the plane.
  7. It's kind of on you for leaving your iPad perched in such a fashion that unpredictable/inconsiderate movement by an idiot in the seat in front of you could jeopardize your shit (I've seen a poorly positioned laptop get busted by an abrupt recline...), but if you're actually the aggrieved party here, just steal his glasses. If you step on them, he may assume that you did so intentionally, but it's not like he's going to see them if you hide them in your bag. He'll just go crazy looking for them before eventually giving up.
  8. I wouldn't buy a Cybertruck for a dollar.
  9. You need to give the body of a fallen warrior and a dutiful servant a position of honor and reverence in your home.
  10. Sucks that the TNT run is over.
  11. Yeah, Illinois has that too, and it's a nice way not to have to worry about coming to a stop 6" over the line at the intersections with red light cameras... As luck would have it, I happen to have my grandmother's 1971 plates, so that's what I run.
  12. I assume that you have sufficiently investigated, but Illinois has two kinds of classic plates - the restrictive ones like what you describe, but also an "expanded use" version where you can only drive to shows, gas station, and for service during November and December, but which allows for typical classic driving (i.e., not daily driving) the rest of the year.
  13. You can also donate your carcass to the LSU body farm where it will be used in forensic research. https://www.lsu.edu/faces/fterf/donation.php
  14. He has an old phone of ours that he uses to play games over Wi-Fi - no SIM card or cell connectivity. I just noticed that this picture of a game glitch in which a horse appears to be eating the ass of another horse is his wallpaper/lock screen.
  15. I will be astonished if Jan is willingly or knowingly part of a grand plan in any way.
  16. I am pretty salty that this was the last year when we get Monaco, the Indy 500, and the Coca-Cola 600 all in the same day. Might boycott Monaco out of protest.
  17. There are two good things and one bad thing about having the veins pop out of your hand. It looks cool and means that you're probably pretty strong, but it provides aim-assist for mosquitoes.
  18. I just tried to watch the replay on Prime and it was useless trying to fast forward to the start of the race. No little thumbnail comes up when FF'ing so I just had to guess where to stop it, and after 5-6 different guesses where each time I stopped, it was either still showing pre-race crap or a commercial, I just gave up. I'm not about to fight with all that for a 600 mile race. I often have to watch races on DVR a day or two (or more) later due to other commitments, but I probably won't bother with anything but watching live during the Prime portion of the broadcast schedule. NASCAR sure is good at shooting itself in the foot. Fucking morons running the show. Disappointing.
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