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Blotto

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    Allegiant Air

    Allright....I'm tempted to grab a flight on one of these shitbuckets as they are apparently the only direct flight between Austin and Asheville these days. How bad is this going to be? Worse than Spirit? I guess I could always fly direct into Charlotte and grab a rental car for the weekend, but that seems like a lot of additional cost and hassle. @Celery Man you ever fly Allegiant to austin? Aw shit, I think CM is in Raleigh, not Asheville. anybody else fly Allegiant lately?
  2. That's what happens when you don't provide the requisite "attention to this matter", as trump suggested. This is very high level stuff, here. Don't feel bad if you feel like you're falling behind.
  3. It will be amusing depressing to watch all the GQP lackeys like MTG praise trump for his courage, two days after unequivocally stating we have no reason to get involved in the war with Iran. Even Cucker will find a way to praise it eventually.
  4. "I will give them 2 weeks......I mean 2 days...... who wants to buy our new crypto $MOAB?"
  5. Yeah fuck that. Those things crash and fuck up with a frequency that fails my risk/reward analysis. Here's another one from last month. I'm cool looking out a plane window.
  6. 2014 at some jesus freak get together https://www.politico.com/story/2014/09/ted-cruz-booed-israel-comments-110848
  7. tough break as it appears the gal in the hat found her first.
  8. Its a small comfort, but at least its not an arm injury. I read a headline somewhere that didn't mention the type of injury or IL duration, and I immediately figured he needed tommy john on both elbows.
  9. That comment section validates my unwaivering belief that we could euthanize 80+% of the US population and be better off for it. There are some unintentional lulz to be found however... Eclipsing the 4 figure fine barrier will be a momentous breakthrough for the league.
  10. Those guys used to kill at Mercado Caribe back in the day. I don't recall them all looking like Manuel from Fawlty Towers, but I was usually pretty baked.
  11. Indeed. Less than 1300 yds playing across 4 years. By his last year, he was behind both Ricky and Shon Mitchell. I don't think anyone believed he would go on to achieve those monster NFL seasons 5 years after his time at Texas, including the Chiefs.
  12. The "N" is for knowledge.
  13. I didn't know he was mentally handicapped. Everything makes more sense now.
  14. damn, mccollum does indeed still have some game for a mid 40's dude.
  15. Home from the bar and the drinkin'......I gotta say, Ramada Inn is a fucking jam. I hadn't really listened to much of his shit from this era, but my neighbors might catch a tune tonight!
  16. Lesson two (AP) - the Eiffel Tower, aka why sometimes aggy also stand in front
  17. Lulz. Some joint called jokerstars, who promptly threw the video up on their social media.
  18. Are they all pregnant now?
  19. Was scanning ESPN's latest draft projection. Apparently the Spurs might use their 14th pick on this chick. At least she's tall.
  20. This guy is a major league fucking dildo.
  21. That dude was lucky AD didn't impregnate him.
  22. It is what it is. Cant really stop nobody from doing something. Especially a super star ....
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    SpaceX

    Another spectacular success last night, elmo. I bet his engineers would take this shit more seriously if he was sitting on top of one of those bad boys. Lets give that a shot....
  24. Well... so much for tickets becoming more affordable as game day approached. Looks like half the seats in the stadium are still available and the cheapest ticket into the place is still $92 on seat geek. Prices haven't really budged at all, so I'm wondering if this is the US soccer federation being too proud to sell tickets for a USMNT game for $25? I would willingly pay a higher price to watch our A team guys, but they can get fucked if they think its worth $100 to watch these slapdicks in a heat index that will be around 100 at kick. Stadium is gonna look like shit with all those empty seats.
  25. hell....make 'em pay for it while we're at it.
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