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Paco

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  1. Paco

    Starlink

    This, my friends, is how humblebrag is done.
  2. It's definitely a dangerous proposition. Fuckers cut huge human sounding farts, especially Zoe. She's the gassiest dog I've ever known.
  3. This is how we kept warm through this shit
  4. I wish you had a sense of humor.
  5. Didn't we already have this thread?
  6. Joke's on you, I'm going back to Maine. It's warmer there.
  7. I highly recommend it if you have the means
  8. So we should just ignore hidden costs like this? I guess I shouldn't be surprised after you were trumpeting the "If we build more roads we'll just have more cars driving on them!" nonsense.
  9. So what happens to the property taxes on these motels?
  10. For fuck's sake Jeff, go relax on your yacht for a bit
  11. So, by "lunch" you mean that he snorted coke off your ass? NTTAWWT
  12. Oh that's easy, 5 3/8". The depth I reached in you is 5 3/8".
  13. Says HowTex
  14. So... and I can't believe I'm engaging you on this... do you actually think a cyclist would have time to take evasive action to avoid a car coming at them at 65-70 mph?
  15. She actually got irritated because, after embarrassing herself at Mazda, she drove over to Nissan and pulled into the service bay like they told her to do when she called. Service dude says, no you have to go inside to get your plates. So she's annoyed but gets her plates finally. Then it dawned on her that she had actually called Mazda too.
  16. My wife went to the Mazda dealership to pick up the plates for her new Nissan.
  17. Looks like a luke duke special
  18. Was it at a BP? Because fuck BP and their bullshit green gas nozzle and black diesel nozzle.
  19. For fuck's sake it was just a press conference dude
  20. Every time I think you can't be more of a miserable humorless cunt you prove me wrong. Great job I guess
  21. It's like rain on your wedding day...
  22. I don't know where to start
  23. Manchaca charcuterie
  24. Black Surly can't even agree on who's black.
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