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  1. Exactly. There can be no deal that requires trust. Period. It just can't happen. That's what happens when your counterpart is a fucking consistent liar who doesn't stick to what he promises. In cases like this, "negotiations" require hostages to ensure compliance. I'm dead serious. Look into the differences between high trust and low trust societies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-trust_and_low-trust_societies Remember reading how deals between barons, kings and such during feudal times often included the opposing party having your son stay in his castle as a "guest?" He was a hostage. The understood situation was that if you backed out on your deal to stay on your side of the river or whatnot, I'd kill your son. That's where we are. Oh, and low trust societies are really shitty, not prosperous, etc. They're just mafia fiefdoms and shit, good only for a select few at the very top. Sound familiar? Zero trust of Donald Trump. LESS than zero. Knowing that, act accordingly. No deals unless he gives you a hostage. In terms of legislation, that means that all bills need to be bundled together. Any term I want has to be an element of the bill containing the terms YOU want. Full stop.
  2. How long does it take for the SEC to review the official submissions from the coaching staffs? And do they publicly release the findings? Because I'd love to hear their explanations (spin) about the bogus two point conversion and the DPI in the end zone. All the others they would probably just write off .
  3. I don't know where this goes. We've had stories like this before -- guy shot a kid on his porch in KC, guy murdered someone who turned around in his driveway in Hays county (I think that's where it was), etc. Well, now, a super brave second amendment patriot successfully executed a....chubby hispanic housekeeper who knocked on his door at the wrong address. https://www.kvue.com/article/news/nation-world/family-demands-justice-for-cleaning-crew-worker-fatally-shot-after-arriving-at-wrong-home/507-cebaf9ca-3de5-4cac-a83e-938e970a49d6?tbref=hp Between our culture's absolute fetishization and worship of guns, to the point where you're a commie pussy if you DON'T use one, to most of our media feeding constant scary shit to whites and olds especially ("they're coming for you! Venezuelan gangs! MS-13! THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE, RIGHT NOW!), to the open demonization of all browns....shit like this happening, and continuing to happen, is inevitable. So, thank God this homeowner protected himself from this dirty brown terrorist gang member intent on raping him with fentanyl! Gosh, I'm amazed he could pull off the task of.....shooting her through his closed door.....being how hard he had to have been shaking from such a fearsome attacker.
  4. That is bad ass dude. When I was a kid, one of the older teens on my block had one. I thought it was the coolest thing I'd ever seen when they came out. Have fun with it!
  5. Good news!! My wife got a liver transplant last December and it’s been an experience like no other. Hopefully yours is as smooth as hers was. Feel free to reach out with any questions! [emoji869]
  6. Spanberger has been absolutely rock solid if office. Im very happy to call her Governor
  7. Her face looks very different lately. Lots of Botox maybe. Good for her on being comfortable in her own skin. https://variety.com/2025/film/news/jennifer-lawrence-intimacy-coordinator-robert-pattinson-sex-scenes-die-my-love-1236570241/
  8. My dad tells the story of when he was a kid and his mom wanted to leave the farm and visit her sister in the big city of Winters but his dad demanded biscuits every morning. Man she made great biscuits. Well along came canned biscuits and she told him the biscuits are in the can and all you have to do is put them in the oven. My dad recalls lying in bed the next morning when there was a loud explosion in the kitchen. He runs in and sees his dad scraping biscuits off of the walls of the oven because he just put the whole unopened can in there.
  9. Does the Dad come with her?
  10. Her heart is breaking. Just look at the tears.
  11. Tammy Faye would’ve laughed at her.
  12. That Simpsons meme cuts deep. I remember discovering the original GTA on my PC Gamer demo CD. I'd add a teenage homer & GTA III.
  13. Was her existing seat in any kind of risk? Looks like that seat was blue up until 2012
  14. If it weren't for my preventative care/biometric monitoring, yeah, I'd be screwed now too. Luckily that shit caught my cancer early. Anyone who doesn't have access to those things is likely hosed.
  15. The only chance she has of maybe pulling an upset is to repudiate Trump, maga, etc fully. Thing is, no one forgets what she morphed into the past 4 years. I figure she will do that anyway after essentially being told to go back to the kitchen after her UN appointment was pulled by Trump.
  16. Yep. When i was a poor I had insurance but I couldn't afford to see a specialist when I needed to. I'd be dead if I was still in that situation now.
  17. Kids are amazing. We just told our 8YO twins that I'm getting a kidney transplant. They seem to be handling it well. They don't understand it beyond face value nor should they. The whole thing is complex as are the root causes behind it and there a moments where they ask things about "genes" and your taken back think, shit maybe they are listening and understanding it all. My daughter us processing it better than her brother. She asks questions and is seems to be most concerned about how many days I'll be out of the house and my son, he's more quiet about it It's interesting as he's very empathetic but also emotionally immature...boys. I suspect facetime & ohone calls from the hospital will help them and presuming I get home quickly will help. the recovery at home anbd new protocols will be hard on this as much as they will be on me/us. Got some un-fun road ahead for my little peeps and shit Dad's gonna miss for a while, no sports, no Girl Scouts stuff, they willl have to go out for play dates (not really dreading that). I think they kids will do better than me but thats the way it goes most time, kids are tough and resilient.
  18. [ETA: Consider my post the tedious long version of @The Dog's concise observation.] This is an interesting development. She says idiotic things that please her constituency, but maybe she's not an idiot at all. Did she cunningly embrace MAGA for cynical reasons? Is she now cynically reading the tea leaves and wanting to get out front before the bombs fall? She embraced MAGA. She vomited out everything the cult wanted to hear. She made a national name for herself. Trump's errant policies alienate the base voters. Trump is obviously wasting away mentally. She's smart enough to be the first rat off the listing ship. She starts redefining herself as not so radical. She openly disagrees with Trump. She clearly breaks with the plan to prop up Trump in office for a third term. She suggests she may run herself as though Trump will not be a factor to her chances. We often underestimate our enemies with careless declarations about their lack of intelligence. I begin to wonder about Margorie. Despicable but maybe not stupid.
  19. We're seeing a more shrewd politician than we thought who is thinking about a post-Trump GOP. She's doing this to ensure she has a seat at the table. Pivoting to the mainstream is a good political move long-term regardless of whether she seeks anything more than repping her district. She's criticized the GOP in the past for not being prepared to move on from Trump. So she's decided "fuck it, I'll do it myself!"
  20. LOL, my comment was going to be, maybe she finally took her lithium. Regardless of what’s happening she can literally go fuck herself and if she’s serious about helping the country she should voluntarily disappear. If she was crazy before, fuck her, it led her to a career as a lawmaker where she treated people like shit and used her position to harm others. If she was faking before, fuck her for having no values whatsoever and just playing political winds. If she’s really seeing things different now, fuck her still, she should at a bare minimum apologize for being a complete cunt to so many people, and then should, as I said, fucking disappear. There’s no reconciliation tour from her past. Not as a lawmaker at least. Maybe mend some personal relationships but stay the fuck away from government of any kind.
  21. Wife's friend called her last night - she was on the tollway and said he almost hit her. Knowing these two, I think this means he went speeding past her, but still.
  22. You get plenty of material in this one for that, but man this is a hard one to watch. I give her credit for showing her body several times in the film. We're still kinda odd in America about nudity which is just dumb. Lawrence just tells people to kick rocks with this performance.
  23. This Sow announced her candidacy for NY Governor this morning.
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