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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Advanced tomfoolery 

 

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3 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

I have a call in the morning with a BMD so if y’all have any specific questions let me know.

He develops most of the McDonald’s in the southwest.


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What is actually in a McRibb?

1 minute ago, TexasEx said:

I have one. Please ask him when in the fuck we’re getting Urban. 
 

Thanks in advance. 

Same

7 minutes ago, pops said:

I nominate every chick Jim Rockford fucked. 

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1 minute ago, TexasEx said:

I have one. Please ask him when in the fuck we’re getting Urban. 
 

Thanks in advance. 

oh yeah, that was it.  Thanks.

12 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:
Credible or creditable:

Credible first appears in the late fourteenth century from the Latin credibilis, meaning worthy to be believed. Creditable is an adjective which means deserving of acknowledgement, praiseworthy. Creditable refers to one who deserves credit.
 

 

So you approve of use?

Which stout? I had a Founders KBS this evening. 

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Can confirm. An excellent choice. Pricey. $26 at my local Specs but found it at the HEB in Hudson Oaks for $16.

Edit: That was the four pack price.
2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

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What are you saying Nicole?  Explain it like I'm a 5 year old and with more pictures.  

1 minute ago, Txslnghrns said:


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Can confirm. An excellent choice. Pricey. $26 at my local Specs but found it at the HEB in Hudson Oaks for $16.

I have those glasses! What is the bird on your stove for?

5 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Close Red River and take over Lot 40 to build an indoor facility oriented East-West to include the current bubble footprint and keep the current outdoor fields. Easy-peasy.

If the city (state?) won’t close Red River, how about building an indoor practice facility that expands over Red River?  It would add millions to the cost, but not as much as tearing down and rebuilding other structures. 

2 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

So you approve of use?

Kinda works either way.

3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

What is actually in a McRibb?

McPigeon, I learned recently.  I'm thinking the surplus bird goes into their McNuggets.  

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

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Yes.  Of all the yesses.

This thread is gonna pay off.

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i repped it too.  roller skating in the late 70s at puberty was an experience no generation since has experienced.

Indeed.

I have one. Please ask him when in the fuck we’re getting Urban. 
 
Thanks in advance. 

Yeah he probably won’t know that. He’s a big McDonald’s developer.


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28 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I'm new to this site. I will not ever post anything regarding my contacts unless it is creditable.  I do have a few good contacts. 

I mean it took you three years to figure out how to sign up. So should get some top notch info by like 2030...

8 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:


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Can confirm. An excellent choice. Pricey. $26 at my local Specs but found it at the HEB in Hudson Oaks for $16.

Edit: That was the four pack price.

I have an 2016 Avery Pumpkyn 18.8% waiting for a rainy day or Father's day to break open.  I have one a year.

My KBS 4 pack was a 2018, think it was 3.95 a bottle compared to the usual 5 dollars or whatever it is. 

11 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

What are you saying Nicole?  Explain it like I'm a 5 year old and with more pictures.  

Actually, don't explain it like I'm a 5 year old--pretty sure there are laws against that. 

I have those glasses! What is the bird on your stove for?

I think the wife and I were in hobby lobby or some such. I saw the bird. He’s wearing a little chefs hat and holding a baked good in one wing. It made me laugh because my wife has a thing with French chef themed items. Anyways...it was half off (like everything is in hobby lobby). My wife thought it was cute. I got a kick out of it. Put it on the stove. He now usually winds up in most of my beer pictures.

I think the night I took the pictures of the chupacabra was the same night I drank all four of the KBS. I do not recommend drinking 5+ stouts that have a minimum ABV of around 14%.
49 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Licalotapus 

At first glance I read this as "Lactopus" ... so, you know, that really got my attention.

2 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

But, this is night crew.

 

Great band.

36 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

My wife asked me to describe what is going on in this thread. I have to say I really had no idea how to answer that question. 

Yeah my wife asked me a few minutes ago "Whatcha doin'?". I just said "Reading", because there's no fucking way to describe it beyond that.

22 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Well, when one of his contacts is worthy of acknowledgement, and deserves credit for the leak, he needs to spill it.

CHIEF

You have the most reasonable response. My contacts are Dallas based and Houston. I plan to contact them tomorrow. I'm not a big money donor ,but I have access to  information. 

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46 minutes ago, Octavian said:

In the words of the surliest president of them all, JFK: Ask not what Surly can do for you, ask what you can do for your Surly.

Amen. 

You receive what you give. 

4 minutes ago, wood said:

Yeah my wife asked me a few minutes ago "Whatcha doin'?". I just said "Reading", because there's no fucking way to describe it beyond that.

My wife calls it “the Orange page” and rolls her eyes. 

Just now, UrbanTheMeyer said:

hows the night crew doin?

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2 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

hows the night crew doin?

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This is what I'm wondering the most?

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

 

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I was just thinking the same!

This is what I'm wondering the most?
well I just logged in and I aint reading the lord knows how many pages since yesterday.

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20 minutes ago, DestructiveBack2001 said:

I mean it took you three years to figure out how to sign up. 

Same.

who gets the pelt for that meme

Big pp energy

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

mon calamari are squid

squid are not reptiles

here's laura branigan:

 

RIP

1 hour ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Eh, never thought she was all that hot. Raquel Welch was way hotter and for much longer. Raquel was freaking incredible for at least 3 decades.

“Well if she isn’t as hot as Raquel Welch, she’s fucking trash!”

What in the fuck is going on here? You just created, like, the only beauty contest Lynda Carter could lose. I find this take and maneuver offensive on a deeply personal level. I mean, Sarah Jessica Parker stealing my dogs’ food and snacks kind of personal. Pull yourself together.  

1 hour ago, CHIEF said:

Anyone else here that would have tittyfucked her dusty, dirty tits in Quigley Down Under, besides me?

CHIEF

She killed her kid, man. You’d roll with her after that kind of darkness? Tom Selleck basically had no choice. 

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

RIP

“Well if she isn’t as hot as Raquel Welch, she’s fucking trash!”

What in the fuck is going on here? You just created, like, the only beauty contest Lynda Carter could lose. I find this take and maneuver offensive on a deeply personal level. I mean, Sarah Jessica Parker stealing my dogs’ food and snacks kind of personal. Pull yourself together.  

She killed her kid, man. You’d roll with her after that kind of darkness? Tom Selleck basically had no choice. 

Dude are you OK? Did someone take over your login?

2 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Markie Post had the best 80s television breasts. Fight me.

When and where?

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6 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I was just thinking the same!

Nicole's Dad = John Bunyan, but bigger.  mind your manners  

 

35 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I have those glasses! What is the bird on your stove for?

Me too. All the cool kids got'em.

CHIEF

2 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

When and where?

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Yes.

what the fuck is this website. why is the urban meyer thread actually just a public group chat of people with a few similar interests?

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3 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Dude are you OK? Did someone take over your login?

We should totally keep posting like we’re familiar. It always works out super well. 

31 minutes ago, DestructiveBack2001 said:

I mean it took you three years to figure out how to sign up. So should get some top notch info by like 2030...

I responded to you earlier. You reposted again?

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

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1992 but I don’t care...shocked I didn’t develop some sort of leather fetish after watching Batman Returns

that's what The Fabulous Baker Boys is for.

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