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Matt Gaetz: come for underaged interns; stay for the crushed viagra and redbull


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1 hour ago, Satchel said:

If some of the Magalitia are willing to publicly accuse Gaetz of child sexual assault, one can only imagine what they’re saying about him privately.

“Matt…. you still got those digits?”

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On 4/21/2024 at 12:01 PM, atomheartbevo said:

The huddle grew so heated, that at one point, Van Orden – a Johnson ally who decided to step in and provide backup for the speaker – told Gaetz to “kick rocks, tubby.”

“I’m a retired Navy Seal, and Navy Seals only go places with a swim buddy, and the speaker didn’t have a swim buddy,” Van Orden told CNN, recounting the exchange. “So he didn’t ask me to come over there. I went and was his swim buddy.”

 

swim buddy? wtf? Is that what they are calling it now?

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

“I’m a retired Navy Seal, and Navy Seals only go places with a swim buddy, and the speaker didn’t have a swim buddy,” Van Orden told CNN, recounting the exchange. “So he didn’t ask me to come over there. I went and was his swim buddy.”

I’m starting to think Navy Seals are a bunch of dorks. Hawkins would be ashamed 

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Well Naval Intelligence isn't what it used to be.  

I honestly wonder if he couldn't be primaried by a more moderate Republican.  I know, I know every GOP'er is evil and donating millions to a high single digit +R is the Democratic playbook.  But he is losing allies in the party and right quick.  It's not gonna flip until 2032.  And the party would love to get rid of this shitstain since he's no longer a viable fundraiser.  Just curious what may happen this cycle.  probably nothing.  But surely by 2026.  

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God dammit, Leeroy. 

Yeah it was posted on our Class FB page. Then it was removed. Maybe it was too early to announce? Hopefully. The guy mentioned was a very good guy but I haven’t seen him in some time. I don’t think he went full MAGA.
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6 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I’m as amazed at Gaetz’s ill fitting suits as much as anything.  

Well, excuse Matt!   the Pensacola Chess King outlet store isn't what it used to be, okay Mr. Money Bags?  

(note to self, send Matt to my tux guy at Pensacola Men's Wearhouse before Junior Prom season)

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