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http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/23221628/tallahassee-police-raid-apartment-florida-state-seminoles-quarterback-deondre-francois-no-arrest-made

Tallahassee police conducted surveillance on Florida State quarterback Deondre Francois for two months, operating on a tip that he was selling marijuana, the Orlando Sentinel reported.

A raid of the player's apartment on Thursday yielded less than an ounce of marijuana. Francois, who is recuperating from a torn patellar tendon in his left knee, was not arrested. He was cited with misdemeanor possession and given the chance to enter a pre-trial diversion program and pay a fine.

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50 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

A college kid was smoking weed.  The horror.

Shocking isn’t it?

Nothing to do since Candi left town I guess?
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Wow, they must really have it for this kid. I thought they covered up football player crimes not tried to narc on them. 

Fuck Florida State though, complete scum. Hilarious how they ran off Jimbo to collie station. Going to be nice to watch Florida get back on those assholes for a while. 

On 4/18/2018 at 7:59 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

A college kid was smoking weed.  The horror.

This is less of a story when Jameis Winston "borrowed" a few crab legs from the local Publix mart...

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Tell me about Florida State

They really don't like a guy named Jimbo. 

  • 4 weeks later...

everything you need to know in 1 pic

 

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On 4/18/2018 at 10:06 AM, cactusflinthead said:

I wouldn't be surprised if it was his girlfriend that tipped them off.

They're not called girlfriends if he rapes them

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2 hours ago, Loco said:

everything you need to know in 1 pic

 

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Hope they left as small uncovered space at the base of the spine.

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  • 2 months later...

Connelly preview: https://www.sbnation.com/college-football-team-previews-2018

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There was a strange symmetry in Fisher’s last year, which produced an almost identical résumé as Bowden’s (both were 7-6 and between 41st and 43rd in S&P+).

There could also be symmetry in how the next season goes. In 2010, Fisher inherited a young but discombobulated two-deep, brought a few new influences, refocused the core, and surged to 10 wins and a No. 11 S&P+ ranking. That feels a little bit ambitious, but top-20 and eight or nine wins? I could see it.

The biggest obstacle is the schedule. S&P+ projects FSU 18th, but the Noles will face three teams projected 13th or better and eight projected 37th or better. There are about three or four baked-in wins (depending on what you think Florida is capable of) and an otherwise brutal schedule.

Still, you have to like where this is headed. Taggart brings all the energy that the program lacked, his staff is exciting, and early returns suggest recruiting is going to go just fine. FSU should be fun again, even if there are some fits and starts.

 

On 5/15/2018 at 12:13 PM, Loco said:

everything you need to know in 1 pic

 

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At least it's easy to know which one is "Goldfinger"...

On 4/19/2018 at 6:25 PM, The Tower said:

They really don't like a guy named Jimbo. 

Tell me about Florida State - 

 

Didn’t seem like like they were trying very hard to keep the greatest college football coach in all the land and one of only a handful of coaches capable of winning a national championship- for some reason.

I get the "Tell me about..." threads for schools in the Big12 (or formerly in the Big12), but this one is a little puzzling.  Is it because FSU was rumored to be leaving the ACC for the Big12 back in 2011?  If there's going to be a thread for every school that has a player selling hippie lettuce there won't be room for much else.

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On 4/19/2018 at 8:08 PM, Sidney Sherman said:

Going to be nice to watch Florida get back on those assholes for a while. 

lol don't hold your breath

13 minutes ago, Scraps said:

lol don't hold your breath

Yeah don't see that happening

A takeaway of the spring practice for the Seminoles:

And this is really unrelated to the Florida State thread, other than it's in the state of Florida, but here goes:

 

I'm sticking this here, since it has most to do with recruiting, but the Seminole helmet looks cool...

 

  • 2 weeks later...

Hmm, is adding Florida State to the XII still an option..?

 

Somethin about Seminole chicks and nice guys...

 

Showing Texans how Floridians line dance (I think)...

 

14 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

they mostly own the part of the Big Ten that's worth owning

The B1G, how..? is the ACC in peril of being absorbed by the B1G..?

We've never played them. I would have to think that with LSU-Michigan on the schedule in the upcoming years, Texas-Florida State would have to be one of best matchups that's never taken place

15 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

The B1G, how..? is the ACC in peril of being absorbed by the B1G..?

owning, like scoreboard? Penn State beat them in the Orange Bowl towards the end of Bobby Bowden's long descent, otherwise they've pretty much trounced the noteworthy Big Ten programs head to head

19 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Hmm, is adding Florida State to the XII still an option..?

 

That place probably smells like sex and candy.

 

15 minutes ago, F250 said:

That place probably smells like sex and candy.

 

the one on the right* smells like sex and fried food

 

 

 

 

 

*looking at the video, meaning the right side of the screen on my crusty old monitor

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14 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

the one on the right smells like sex and fried food

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22 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

owning, like scoreboard? Penn State beat them in the Orange Bowl towards the end of Bobby Bowden's long descent, otherwise they've pretty much trounced the noteworthy Big Ten programs head to head

Ahh... Ok...

22 minutes ago, F250 said:

That place probably smells like sex and candy.

 

I dig it man..! #CottonBowlCandy..!

 

 

23 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

the one on the right* smells like sex and fried food

 

 

 

 

 

*looking at the video, meaning the right side of the screen on my crusty old monitor

Why not both..? Everyone wins... #ParticipationTrophyWife..?

On 8/9/2018 at 12:03 PM, kopp0e said:

Somethin about Seminole chicks and nice guys...

 

Some proud father's out there, for sure.

34 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Some proud father's out there, for sure.

What the dad doesn't know won't hurt 'em..?

On 8/9/2018 at 1:03 PM, kopp0e said:

Somethin about Seminole chicks and nice guys...

 

That video nicely sums up fsu...  douchebag party school...   I had friends who went there just for the girl/guy ratio.  Girls are hot, hot and vapid, guys are like extras from Idiocracy.

 

That video nicely sums up fsu...  douchebag party school...   I had friends who went there just for the girl/guy ratio.  Girls are hot, hot and vapid, guys are like extras from Idiocracy.
 


I’ll be showing my future son that video before I send him off to school with these words:

“Douchebaggery is a tool in your tool chest. If you’re just looking to hook up, pull it out every time and then strap on a rubber cause that’s what these girls want.”
45 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

 


I’ll be showing my future son that video before I send him off to school with these words:

“Douchebaggery is a tool in your tool chest. If you’re just looking to hook up, pull it out every time and then strap on a rubber cause that’s what these girls want.”

 

Good points..! If in fact, Florida State is of interest, there should be plenty of time to use the tools of the trade in the region in great scenery...

 

On 8/10/2018 at 4:04 PM, Machinator said:

 

This Power Move reads like some sort of violation to me. So Universities can host their practices at high schools now? 

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