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Die Hard Power Rankings:

1) Hans, of course

2) Ellis

3) Argyle, completely missing a terrorist while listening to Stevie Wonder takes real incompetence.

4) Theo, quarterback is toast meme/gif pushes him into the top 5.

5) The FBI

6) Holly’s perm

7) Richard Thornburg

8.) Carl Winslow

9) John

10) Uili, him eating taking down a candy bar in a fire fight always makes me laugh. 

 

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On 12/23/2020 at 9:35 PM, bschoolprof said:

Anybody going?  I plan to do a ton of coke and bang some slut in a conference room.  Should be a real blast.  

should be a blast again this year.  

On 12/24/2024 at 10:00 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

Die Hard Power Rankings:

1) Hans, of course

2) Ellis

3) Argyle, completely missing a terrorist while listening to Stevie Wonder takes real incompetence.

4) Theo, quarterback is toast meme/gif pushes him into the top 5.

5) The FBI

6) Holly’s perm

7) Richard Thornburg

8.) Carl Winslow

9) John

10) Uili, him eating taking down a candy bar in a fire fight always makes me laugh. 

 

What about Holly's tits?

I asked the kids (17 and 15) to pick a Christmas movie to watch tonight and both enthusiastically said Die Hard.

Guess I raised ‘em right. 
 

That ambulance in the truck continuity error is killing me the more I watch.. Still laugh at Johnson & Johnson.

Edited by TheStoicPaisano

You know the number. Use it!

18 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Johnson & Johnson.

No relation.

Grand Bush’s delivery of “I was in Junior High, dickhead!” kills me every single time I hear it.  

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

How was the party?  Anyone get lit?

Ellis lost it.  

They were serving watered down champagne. I didn’t know they even celebrated Christmas


Ooh…and some random dude came up and kissed me and said “Merry Christmas!”

Fucking California!

I got invited to the party by mistake. Who knew?

How was the party?  Anyone get lit?

Welcome to the party, pal!
18 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs!

Shouldn’t have lit the lighter. What did he have to see? Almost cost him his life. 

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