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Odorizzi is the biggest free agent bust we’ve had since…?
Kaz, woody, lyon?
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Just now, Scraps said:
4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:
Odorizzi is the biggest free agent bust we’ve had since…?

Kaz, woody, lyon?

late uncle drayton/purpura was so depressing

Watching the local broadcast and they said the Royals are hitting below .220 since the break. Odorizzi to the rescue to help them get things turned around. 

That's pretty amazing to have 30 homers and only an .829 OPS.  Of course, Odor managed to walk him.

Not giving up hits!  Click isn't putting this motherfucker on the playoff roster, right?

We have got to have someone better than Odorizzi.  For me it’s similar to watching Brooks pitch in relief.

Is 6 hits and 7 outs recorded good?

Don't worry we get a whole 2nd year of this dildo guys!

Oh and he has a player option after that!

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Being surprised when Correa gets a hit makes me sad.

Truth

Didn't realize we were facing Cy Young tonight

Well if I've learned one thing tonight, it's that Whataburger is expanding to Missouri. The Chicago based chain is finally entering the midwest market.

Diaz making me more and more comfortable if for some reason we don't sign correa.

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Didn't realize we were facing Cy Young tonight

His fucking shoulder finally healed in time to punish his former team.

Well if I've learned one thing tonight, it's that Whataburger is expanding to Missouri. The Chicago based chain is finally entering the midwest market.
Thanks to Patrick Mahomes

Jeez that had to sting.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Professional hitter

Unprofessional baserunner

Meyers looking very Strawish there

Straw's rag arm wouldn't have held him at 2nd

Keep talking shit about Correa.

Y'all keep talking shit about showrrea

Just now, UTexasFight said:

As pretty as that swing was, it would have looked a lot prettier with 2 on.

 

sigh..

This. Brantley is way too experienced to get picked off. 

Little late Dusty

Just when I thought he might actually pull out a quality start

instead he just gets…pulled

Edited by UTexasFight

Odorizzi is on his way to replacing Robel Raley at the top of the Astros Surly shit list

This is funny but then again it just makes me hate my life more

 

 

 Castro 5 for his last 44, now 45. That's good, right? 

Edited by Mo Horn

Chas you dipshit. 

Edited by cabowabo

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