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3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

If Elko leaves, then it would be what 4 assistants to leave in 13 months or less year at Jimbo aggy?

DL coach lasted a week

OL coach lasted a year

TE coach lasted less than a year

DC lasted a year

That's Coach Potato standard right there.

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5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

If Elko leaves, then it would be what 4 assistants to leave in 13 months or less year at Jimbo aggy?

DL coach lasted a week

OL coach lasted a year

TE coach lasted less than a year

DC lasted a year

jist shews wut grate corches r allus in dimand frum teh lit stayshun.  woop!

36 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

If Elko leaves...

That won't happen.  I haven't been THAT good.

"""""hatters"""""
 
 

Well if you like your hat, you should probably give your hatter a thumbs up.
2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"""""hatters"""""

 

 

That's gonna confuse the hell out of Les Miles.

6 hours ago, Phoenix said:

When she give you the "come get it" eyes

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3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"""""hatters"""""

 

 

They hat us because they ant us.

31 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

A big old fuck you aggy!  

10 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

They also have 1956, which almost a completely identical situation to 1994.

And they probably could just go ahead and claim 1917 and 1909 so long as they are claiming 1919 and 1927. 

At least the claimed 1917 title took place during an international conflagration that directly led to their 1939 glorious championship, so I'll grant them that.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Nothing but respect for MY president 

5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"""""hatters"""""

 

 

They don't call him Slowneal only for his 40 time

If they want to claim that all undefeated, untied seasons are national championship seasons, that would boost them from one in 1939 to 3 total. It would take us from 4 to 10. Our first championship would have been before they fielded their first team. Their most recent, by any reckoning, is 66 years older than ours.

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

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I'll never unsee Watson falling towards the camera and Wickline jumping around in the background. 

Anyone have that gif of confused Travolta walking around their Hall of Champions? Going on a bachelor party with a bunch of A&M grads this weekend and want to drop that dime in our text thread.

Many fake internet points your way.

Malik and the laser would be a good one to show them as well

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2 hours ago, lonestar3 said:

Anyone have that gif of confused Travolta walking around their Hall of Champions? Going on a bachelor party with a bunch of A&M grads this weekend and want to drop that dime in our text thread.

Many fake internet points your way.

This one?

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it's hard for even aggy to be that delusional.


aggy: "Hold my jizz jar."
4 hours ago, lonestar3 said:

Going on a bachelor party with a bunch of A&M grads this weekend and want to drop that dime in our text thread.

So...sheep instead of strippers?

33 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

So...sheep instead of strippers?

One of them did get pretty excited when he thought i said "Goat Tour."

"LSU is our biggest rival now that we don't care about t.u. anymores!!!!"

Who do they want to win that matchup next season...

 

"We want LSU to win because we hate t.u. more!!!"

https://gigemgazette.com/2018/11/30/aggies-finish-ahead-longhorns-rankings/amp/

This was shared in the recruiting board and it's too good not to bring over here, too. 

Some real gems in this, including:

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 But the Big 12 was as weak as it usually is this season, and 9-3 was enough for a spot in the Big 12 Championship

Number of times aggy won 9 games or more in their 16 years in the weak big twelve: 4

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 A&M would be in a very winnable bowl game against a Big 10 or Big 12 opponent, finish 9-4, and likely ahead of Texas in the final rankings after they get smashed by Georgia.

Whoop....s.

Well, maybe he meant finish ranked ahead of Texas in recruiting? 

Double whoops. 

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7 hours ago, lonestar3 said:

Anyone have that gif of confused Travolta walking around their Hall of Champions? Going on a bachelor party with a bunch of A&M grads this weekend and want to drop that dime in our text thread.

Many fake internet points your way.

so is this bachelor party at a sheep farm or what?

20 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Must be an aggy English major.

Do any of them sound like educated adults?  Watching aggys try to communicate in the English language is like watching chimpanzees trying to hump a football.

8 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Do any of them sound like educated adults?  Watching aggys try to communicate in the English language is like watching chimpanzees trying to hump a football.

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