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It's just astounding that aggy is the best location evar! and the guy who just left was the best corch/AD/janitor evar! and their replacements are going to be the best evar!

And yet, the Hall of Champions is empty as fuck.

 

 

College Station -- where the thesaurus is pointless.

Saurus?

 

You rang?

 

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I'm surprised Woodward would leave before 20__. He's going to miss a hell of a party.

17 minutes ago, Modessit said:

I'm surprised Woodward would leave before 20__. He's going to miss a hell of a party.

The title was obviously enough.

The most #lit thing ever in the aggy hall of champions occurred by accident (assuming this is the hall of champions because it's big and it's empty)

 

 

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I like how aggy is acting like going to that place is horrible and aggy is just scratching the service and LSU has peaked(nice peak with 2 titles in the last 17 years)

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

I like how aggy is acting like going to that place is horrible and aggy is just scratching the service and LSU has peaked(nice peak with 2 titles in the last 17 years)

You know those stories of chivalry, where the heraldic knight's squire has to step in at the last minute and slay the dragon?

 

Yeah, aggy thinks they are the knight, but the reality is, they aren't even the squire. They're the apprentice to the stableboy. They don't just shovel the shit, they have to sleep on it, too.

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You know those stories of chivalry, where the heraldic knight's squire has to step in at the last minute and slay the dragon?
 
Yeah, aggy thinks they are the knight, but the reality is, they aren't even the squire. They're the apprentice to the stableboy. They don't just shovel the shit, they have to sleep on it, too.
In it.
5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Pretty sure they need all that money to educate students since they are so short on funds.

“Thorny leadership dynamic”

Just say John Sharp

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Regardless, aggy will either pay a lot more to keep him or a lot more to replace him.

If we really wanted him, we could have had him.

-Every single aggy

2 minutes ago, demos said:

“Thorny leadership dynamic”

Just say John Sharp

One of my all time favorite moments of overheard political gossip (and mind you, I once had a conversation with Texas Attorney General Jim Mattox where I swear to God he had just coked up) was then-state-senator Lloyd Doggett explaining why he was endorsing John Poulan in a primary challenge against then-Democrat John Sharp for Railroad Commissioner:

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Sharp's a jerk. I doubt his own mother likes him.

Doggett will probably deny saying it, of course. But I wuz there.

3 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

He gone

 

or is that Billy setting his sheep up to be pleasantly shocked? i.e., "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT BUT WE DID IT"

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

aggyland is Lit.....

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36 minutes ago, Drew said:

I like how aggy is acting like going to that place is horrible and aggy is just scratching the service and LSU has peaked(nice peak with 2 titles in the last 17 years)

Is this some sort of stealthy corps dork reference?

Just wait until Jimbo follows him in a couple of years.

 

OR, and this will be better...uses LSU to get a bigger raise.

Texas has the ability to steal another school's AD

A&M can't even keep their AD in "The Station"

advantage: aggy

According to Fud and Texifornia.... No buyout in jimbo's contract:

Fud:  "I can't remember if I knew this before or if it's new info, but Jimbo doesn't have a buyout in his contract" 

Texifornia:  They did insert this very binding clause, though:

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14 minutes ago, The Golden Hat said:

Texas has the ability to steal another school's AD

A&M can't even keep their AD in "The Station"

advantage: aggy

Cue the aggy "We'll just money whip Del Conte" delusions.

6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

According to Fud and Texifornia.... No buyout in jimbo's contract:

Fud:  "I can't remember if I knew this before or if it's new info, but Jimbo doesn't have a buyout in his contract" 

Texifornia:  They did insert this very binding clause, though:

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that literally reads like a mentally challenged person typed it.  So I am assuming it is real 

So the ags just ran out of athletic director?

Just wait until Jimbo follows him in a couple of years.

This entire board will OD on aggy misery.

The Aggies having to pay outrageous money to get coaches proves how unattractive the jobs are. Except to Aggies. Paying that much money means you're really showin' everybody that you're actually the best place to be.

Nobody wants to be there.

This is probably the first decision Woodward has made since coming to aggyland that did not originate on John Sharp's desk. Maybe. Because honestly, Sharp may have told him to do this, too.

Any aggy who thinks this changes anything is as dumb as... well... an aggy.

LSU vengeance for 2018 loss in the station.......

 

Hang on..... Bitch!!     

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We're taking your AD!!

All this aggy message board turmoil about Jimbo leaving with him soon should really do wonders for aggy recruiting.   

wrecking90 is ALMOST right.

Actually, EVERYONE at A&M needs a swift kick to the nuts.

4 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Welcome to College Station, Buzz! Glad you're here. The guy that hired you just left. Get comfy!

Can he get a NCAA transfer waiver?

21 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

All this aggy message board turmoil about Jimbo leaving with him soon should really do wonders for aggy recruiting.   

Not sure LSU will look to bring in jimbo for a couple years unless deep pockets come forward for Cajun  Cookie Monster buyout.....

Assuming Coach O has signed recent contract extension, here's part of its new provisions:

"His contract includes nearly $2 million in incentives, and it would bump his buyout to $10 million in the first year. The buyout would decrease by $250,000 each month until it decreased to a flat $4 million on Feb. 28, 2021."

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/sports/lsu/article_e097eb96-4b0b-11e9-9dd3-9b4650e9f249.html

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