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8 hours ago, futureman said:

I bet she’d eat your butthole. 

Hell, I bet she would eat a whole family.... medium rare even with a fine Chianti.

20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

"You can only have 3 sauces for the rest of your life. Which ones you choosing"

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Popeyes Mardi Gras mustard is better than their blackened ranch. 

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I celebrate this gentleman’s catalogue. More than an occasional topic of conversation in our house. 

Not quoting it, but the Nike unitard thing looks like it comes from Listeater stock.  

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Is that the dude from Gorillaz video IRL?

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8 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

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Guess whoever posted it to reddit deleted it. Anyways, it was a screenshot from facebook where a pastor had posted a picture of Jesus saying "Remember, 10% of $1,200 is $120"

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"To whomever threw their chipotle bowl at me, your mommas a hoe."

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51 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"To whomever threw their chipotle bowl at me, your mommas a hoe."

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Please let this be real estate douche

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51 minutes ago, Buck Strickland said:

Please let this be real estate douche

Impossible. No Mercedes or BMW logo prominent. Don't see Starbucks in it as well. And of course, he'd have to get a selfie.

 ^ ^ ^ ^
Old people jokes belong in a different thread, no?

& Even that's an insult to ArmyBrat.

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

"To whomever threw their chipotle bowl at me, your mommas a hoe."

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They were eating and driving and dropped the bowl.  

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

They were eating and driving and dropped the bowl.  

"dropped"

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Let me net this shit out:

Stop fat shaming my fat ass. Because I'm throwing in some stuff about gays it means I'm woke and you can't hate on me.

it does?

I missed that part. But apparently someone is a little sensitive about their weight...

6 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Even the kids know.  Nurses and teachers.  

12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

They were eating and driving and dropped the bowl.  

one letter makes all the difference

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