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Was that basketball video supposed to be funny?

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Was that basketball video supposed to be funny?
Na, it obviously isn't for everybody.
Fat chicks with small boobs is a crime against nature


There is a mother at my kids school and I would guess that her measurements are 36B-45-60. I am simultaneously fascinated and disgusted every time I see her. Unfortunately she is always at the pool. When she’s not at the pool, she’s wearing leggings.
On 10/22/2020 at 6:25 PM, Vic Mackey said:
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@Steel Shank
Here’s some spank bank material for you.

 

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9 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 

her measurements are 36B-45-60. 

 

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A little off topic but I still can’t believe he hit those tats for that movie, where he barely shows them and goes out like a bitch

random... but his^ table reading of Spicoli was very 'authentic' 😄 and watching the other A-listers reacting to him was my favorite part. 

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2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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For some of those kids (and their moms), it would be the only salad they have this whole year...

13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

For some of those kids (and their moms), it would be the only salad they have this whole year...

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On 10/28/2020 at 2:27 PM, purplepride95 said:

They are funny. I have seen them in Academy in Round Rock buying gear for there skits.

Holy Shit!  I think these are the dudes that live across the street from me!

How, in anyone's world, would that be dumbass shit we see on facebook?

ETA:  directed at the Dia De Los Muertos ass.

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22 minutes ago, Pogo said:

Holy Shit!  I think these are the dudes that live across the street from me!

That's them alright.  That's the house.

 

Someone posted this and I laughed.  I support the logic.

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Will Ferrell by a long shot

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Will Ferrell is getting too old to constantly keep playing “the man child”

7 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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That's a good way to get shot if you ain't careful.  Maybe even if you are.

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