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I do this dumb shit just to stay outside and listen to music. But I do the stuff that needs to be done first like mow or gutters or whatever.

Does "dumbass shit we see on LinkedIn" count? Site is becoming just as bad as FB. Not uncommon to see old boomers whose job is listed as "retired" posting shitty political memes.

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Counter point: don’t ride in the passing lane. In many places it’s a ticket-able offense.

 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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in tonight’s edition of very specific kinds of people I can’t stand:  

insufferably stupid fucking cunts that cruise in the fast lane. 

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Lmao at posting this dirt ass weed and acting like you did something. Clowns. And the comment section let them have it.

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Counter point: don’t ride in the passing lane. In many places it’s a ticket-able offense.
 
Why is the truck in the passing lane too? Both are assholes.
20 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Why is the truck in the passing lane too? Both are assholes.

god in heaven tell me you’re not serious. 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lmao at posting this dirt ass weed and acting like you did something. Clowns. And the comment section let them have it.

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OTOH, driving through a small town at night with his lights off and a bunch of weed in the car indicates he's a dumb ass. Small town cops are bored as shit. They'll pull you over for having a license plate light be too dim. 

He's the kind of guy who dates a hairdresser named Tiffany and expects her not to steal his wallet. 

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Did Justin ever live in Austin?  I can't remember.

2 hours ago, Goredho said:

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No kidding.  Worst 7 seconds of every year.

5 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:
On 4/2/2021 at 10:13 AM, thunderlounge said:

Counter point: don’t ride in the passing lane. In many places it’s a ticket-able offense.
 

Why is the truck in the passing lane too? Both are assholes.


Are you regarded? Did your mother have you tested? How’s the crayons taste?

I’ve been thinking heavily on getting a multi-cade. Found one with just about every “classic” I could want from an old school arcade, plus most of the original NES titles, and a bunch more. 
 
Of course out of the 5000 games or whatever there is only about 1000 that have interest (plus there are a lot of different versions of the same game for some.) But had shit like afterburner, gyruss, spy hunter, and all that classic 80’s shit. 
 
 

Super Console X. 50 game system emulators and 41,000 games. It’s basically a raspberry pi with a nice user interface and everything preloaded. Best hundred bucks I’ve ever spent.

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god in heaven tell me you’re not serious. 

Are you regarded? Did your mother have you tested? How’s the crayons taste?
Please explain how I'm wrong.

Its an empty stretch of highway and douche in truck is tailgating someone (probably in left lane). Why is truck in left lane? Why is he not in the right? If he had been in the right in the first place, he would have simply passed the bitch.
55 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Please explain how I'm wrong.

Its an empty stretch of highway and douche in truck is tailgating someone (probably in left lane). Why is truck in left lane? Why is he not in the right? If he had been in the right in the first place, he would have simply passed the bitch.


You’re the catcher. Got it. Thanks for playing. 

23 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Anal Plate would make a great band name.

Particularly for a Poison cover band, both because of the utility in identifying venomous snakes, but also for its direct role in the production and distribution of shit. 

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