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I feel the exact same way. 
And I will harangue my dining companions if I can't talk them out of ordering it. 
I'd ask that anyone who likes to eat octopus, please watch this short video of badassery and then give some thought to changing your stance. 
 


Can it mimic different tastes?
2 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

 


Can it mimic different tastes?

 

Probably if they wanted to. They're pretty fucking clever. 

4 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Why  am I getting a hankering for sashimi? 
 

I have a hankering for calamari. 

22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The love child of Super Mario and Cam Newton

23 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I feel the exact same way. 

And I will harangue my dining companions if I can't talk them out of ordering it. 

I'd ask that anyone who likes to eat octopus, please watch this short video of badassery and then give some thought to changing your stance. 

 

Looks delicious. 

You sound like a fun dinner companion. Who gives a shit what others order?

2 minutes ago, After irth said:

Looks delicious. 

You sound like a fun dinner companion. Who gives a shit what others order?

And you seem to struggle with reading comprehension. 

Go get syphilis again. 

2 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

And you seem to struggle with reading comprehension. 

Go get syphilis again. 

That’s really random.

Makes about as much sense as your last post, I guess. 

Keep doing you, bro.....

10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Are they going to write a check?

No.  They should go through the express line or self check.

Absolutely pathetic... both of these dudes are taking L’s, but the dude who gave her 10k is a walking definition of a simp...

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If Octopuses are so fucking smart they wouldn't be on the menu now would they?

Are they going to write a check?


Wait! I’ve got a coupon for that.
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Absolutely pathetic... both of these dudes are taking L’s, but the dude who gave her 10k is a walking definition of a simp...
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The dude on the left is at a hotel room. He definitely fucked. She's just trying to play it off for her current boyfriend. But he's still a simp though paying 10k to fuck some random on Only Fans.
2 hours ago, luke duke said:

 


Wait! I’ve got a coupon for that.

 

hang on while I grab my binder...

14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Yes.

13 hours ago, Hate said:

No.  They should go through the express line or self check.

If they have it, yeah.  The Costco I go to doesn't though.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Grandma dropped $15,000 on a Thermador.  She's just trying to get her money's worth.

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:
Absolutely pathetic... both of these dudes are taking L’s, but the dude who gave her 10k is a walking definition of a simp...
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The dude on the left is at a hotel room. He definitely fucked. She's just trying to play it off for her current boyfriend. But he's still a simp though paying 10k to fuck some random on Only Fans.

That’s what I’m thinking as well. But still, 10k for some average pussy... 

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