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WTF with the dude in the red jacket?  Is he 14 or 44?  I honestly have no fucking idea how old people are anymore.  My buddy's new fiance, I've known her for years now.  I honestly thought she was 50+.  Turns out she just had her 40th birthday party.  

For the obvious reasons, I would try my best to avoid physical violence in public.  But if it came to blows with that guy in the red jacket, and I somehow beat his ass...I'd turn to people in there, "Hey, not bad, right?  I still got it in middle age."  Then some crying mother would be like, "He's just a sophomore, you monster.  I'm calling the police!"  

22 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

Wiz Khalesterol is top shelf

 

I laughed, but thought Wheeze Khalesterol was a missed opportunity.

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Wherever two or more gather/fight in my name, there shall be a woman screaming nonsense. 

On 2/10/2022 at 5:43 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

Once again the fatness of this country is staggering.

19 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Wes Anderson’s retarded brother?  

2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Yep. Its gonna be suburban house wives drunk on spritzers and white claw at the party I'm going to. 

Damn, wish I was going to that party. Cougar pussy everywhere.

6 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Damn, wish I was going to that party. Cougar pussy everywhere.

Cruise steiner ranch looking for white rocks in the front yard. 

32 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

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Good rule. 

12 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Yep. Its gonna be suburban house wives drunk on spritzers and white claw at the party I'm going to. 

Address?

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Literally.  Bottom left type started shit with my wife.  And I learned that "You're a racist bitch" will get you in facebook jail for a minute.

Is there a reason you wouldn’t want to be in Facebook jail?

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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The reaction of the olds (older than me) was more like:

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