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On 4/21/2022 at 9:18 PM, Longboard Horn said:

UFO cake? 

 

On 4/21/2022 at 9:26 PM, futureman said:

negative. did you eat UFO cake at a marfa wedding?

@futureman I found it. A wedding in Dallas this past weekend. 

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On 4/23/2022 at 6:32 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Why does he need 10,000 to say this?

1. Why this arbitrary number

2. What happens if gets said arbitrary number?

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never seen an iota of proof "Jesus" does shit.  Will not help his regarded quest. 

4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

never seen an iota of proof "Jesus" does shit.  Will not help his regarded quest. 

During football season, according to some posters on here, he does shit dicks....

19 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Nothing that any landlord could do had a real terror for him. But to be stopped in the parking lot, to be forced to listen to their trivial, irrelevant gossip, to pestering demands for payment, threats and complaints, and to rack his brains for excuses, to prevaricate, to lie—no, rather than that, he would take his bud light and creep out of the c-store like a cat and slip out unseen.

26 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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MIchael Jackson seems to be doing poorly in his post-death retirement. 

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

It’s either empty or there’s a 3D seed on it . Gotta study it.



Seed

it’s empty. 100%. 

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In about 30 seconds it’s gonna be guacamole so ain’t nobody got time for that.
On 4/21/2022 at 8:39 PM, Reagan1k said:

The Cajun Lunch Box inside the Chevron on the south side of I10 at the Welsh exit used to be fantastic.   Andouille on a stick, boudin balls, and meat pies.

Changed hands and last I checked they'd screwed it up but it used to be pretty damn good.

I recommend Chadeauxs on the highway 165 (I think).  Anyhoo, it's in Kinder LA.

On 4/24/2022 at 10:35 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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This one is easy for me.  If you spit on me on purpose you better have some friends with you to intervene because I will happily beat you until you are nothing but a red puddle.  I don't care how old you are or what gender you are.  Fuck around and find out.

5 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

It’s either empty or there’s a 3D seed on it . Gotta study it.



Seed

I seed it.

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Haha, plus rep for Captain Spaulding!

24 minutes ago, mooseoutfront said:

This one is easy for me.  If you spit on me on purpose you better have some friends with you to intervene because I will happily beat you until you are nothing but a red puddle.  I don't care how old you are or what gender you are.  Fuck around and find out.

Yeah, I just can't figure who spit would have faced in the final....Ima go with Will Smith, who would get his ass whooped, and it wouldn't even be close. 

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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OK but you're going to have to look inside a sock.

 

 

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