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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Less and less juice as the years go by. Getting old sucks thread is that way——>

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Now I know Vic is an M.D.....as in physician,  know thyself.

5 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

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Still have nightmares over those buggers of Satan

 

5 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

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For the benefit of myself and all the other Yankee Shitheads, what the fuck are these things? 

23 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

For the benefit of myself and all the other Yankee Shitheads, what the fuck are these things? 

Nature's caltrops.  Stickerburrs from hell.

28 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

For the benefit of myself and all the other Yankee Shitheads, what the fuck are these things? 

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For the benefit of myself and all the other Yankee Shitheads, what the fuck are these things? 

Horrible ubiquitous sticker burrs that attached to any bare feet in the vicinity like a heat seeking missile.

Demon spawn of Satan himself
Initial scrape didn’t hurt nearly as badly as mom’s hydrogen peroxide treatment. 

The brown bottle of death
7 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

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MVP of a 90's summer?

On December 19, 1988, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission introduced an outright ban on lawn darts in the U.S.

14 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


The brown bottle of death

You little bitches need to have a bottle of rubbing alcohol pored onto your wound before you start complaining.

17 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

For the benefit of myself and all the other Yankee Shitheads, what the fuck are these things? 

We called them "goat heads."  They grow a foot or so tall with 10 or 20 of those things on top.  Those spikes are tough and will puncture your skin. Used to have them stuck to my socks after recess.

Picking six dozen of them off your shoe laces was always fun

Picking six dozen of them off your shoe laces was always fun

Or not realizing one had stuck to your shoe lace and quickly diving in to re-tie your shoe only to grab that fucker with full force.

Fuck those things.

Also we’d play tackle football in the yard and it was so fun landing on one of those little fuckers.

The goatheads are the hard stickers that can easily puncture a bike tire, and hurt like hell on bare feet and when you fell into them.
The ones that get stuck in your shoelaces (and in your horse’s mane and tail) are grass burrs

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Or cockleburrs. 
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Growing up in the country in NM, we constantly dealt with all of those spawns of Satan. In addition to prickly pears, cholla cactuses, and various and sundry other stuff that seemed designed to make you miserable. 
But we loved it. 

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5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I'm sure he doesn't mind.

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