Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[CooterBrown 17695]

I’ve honestly never pictured myself as a naked Dave Mustain.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8780]

I’ve honestly never pictured myself as a naked Dave Mustain.

…yet.

[Vic Mackey 46581]

[Vic Mackey 46581]

[Storm the Field 5239]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

I’ve honestly never pictured myself as a naked Dave Mustain.

I sure hope I don't look like current Dave Mustaine.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

That's not Dave Mustain. That's Bill Nighy with a wig.

 

[Vic Mackey 46581]

[LebongJames 1765]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Dumb as shit indeed.

[Vic Mackey 46581]

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[Okie State 3687]

I don't see the problem. If you want sides...make em.

[Vic Mackey 46581]

1 hour ago, Okie State said:

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I don't see the problem. If you want sides...make em.

That's how it always works. Guy is grilling and the woman is making the sides inside. Works perfect. 

[Vic Mackey 46581]

[Tom 2959]

14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

No, we haven't.  Nasty ass mother fuckers.

Edited July 19, 2022 by Tom

[Hate 20037]

37 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

No, we haven't.  Nasty ass mother fuckers.

Exactly.  I've gotten out of the shower and slid around on the toilet seat for a second but I've never done that.

[ButtFumble 5065]

11 hours ago, demos said:

Life vest? Seriously?

probably required where he lives

and what the fuck is going on with his leg?

[ButtFumble 5065]

9 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

I sure hope I don't look like current Dave Mustaine.

 

Dave is the assistant secretary of health?

Edited July 19, 2022 by ButtFumble

[Steamboat1874 4008]

Who the fuck is Dave Mustaine ?

Never heard of him.

[Vic Mackey 46581]

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[Hpara759 1777]

36 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Doughboy is not amused

[66BUFF 2536]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

[Kennythetiger 9273]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Yep. 

[Trey3216 15298]

On 7/18/2022 at 2:32 PM, Storm the Field said:

I sure hope I don't look like current Dave Mustaine.

Looks like the Secretary for Health. /No CR 

[purplepride95 6880]

 

 

 

[Vic Mackey 46581]

Omg can't wait!!!

[Vic Mackey 46581]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8780]

Kinda like my wife when’s drafting some random AZ cardinal WR at the top of the suggestion list in round 14 and she asks if he’s going to be good. I’ll tell her I have no idea so she says he must suck then.

Ahh no he’s in the nfl, and probably doesn’t suck.

[nnm 35473]

14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Neither. The pile of non-broken-down Amazon boxes. 

[nnm 35473]

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Kinda like my wife when’s drafting some random AZ cardinal WR at the top of the suggestion list in round 14 and she asks if he’s going to be good. I’ll tell her I have no idea so she says he must suck then.

Ahh no he’s in the nfl, and probably doesn’t suck.

You are obviously unfamiliar with my FFL teams. Any receiver I draft immediately sucks feces through a straw. It’s automatic. 

[Vic Mackey 46581]

[ButtFumble 5065]

Spoiler

 

I have no idea what the fuck is going on here

[nnm 35473]

20 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

No, this one will do. 

[Vic Mackey 46581]

[Vic Mackey 46581]

[Vic Mackey 46581]

[Al Czervik 1204]

On 7/18/2022 at 12:39 PM, Vic Mackey said:

More like BB with the disappearing junk. 

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[Longboard Horn 39798]

[demos 2968]

Need one of these.

Maybe it would help keep solicitors, JWs and Mormons away too.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21765]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Dipshit - whoever wrote that 

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[Vic Mackey 46581]

1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

Need this in retail stores in general. The second you step into one, some dork walks up to you and asks if they can help you.

[DigglerontheHoof 20449]

8 hours ago, demos said:

Need one of these.

Maybe it would help keep solicitors, JWs and Mormons away too.

Thankfully, I don't get the Jesus freaks but, holy shit, door-to-door salesmen have made a huge comeback.  As someone who works from home, it's a major pain in the ass.  

[Longboard Horn 39798]

Real king shit 👑💯

[Longboard Horn 39798]

[Kennythetiger 9273]

8 hours ago, demos said:

Need one of these.

Maybe it would help keep solicitors, JWs and Mormons away too.

JW’s wife is pretty hot. I wouldn’t kick her off the porch.