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3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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CSB warning.

I college I knew a fat guy who would carry a pack of Kraft singles in his glove box so he wouldn't have to pay for a Whopper with cheese.

4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

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I took some human sexuality class in undergrad.  One girl asked the teacher if there was anything, heath wise, wrong with swallowing.  Classroom looked just like that picture.

I know what it is but I don't get the joke because I'm not a real nigga.

CSB warning.
I college I knew a fat guy who would carry a pack of Kraft singles in his glove box so he wouldn't have to pay for a Whopper with cheese.


My grandparents would buy burgers at dans, bring them home, put on their own cheese, re-wrap it, then say the blessing while the cheese melted.


I know what it is but I don't get the joke because I'm not a real nigga.


Racist.
10 minutes ago, futureman said:

I know what it is but I don't get the joke because I'm not a real nigga.

I don’t think you can use that word. 

I know what it is but I don't get the joke because I'm not a real nigga.
It is known.

So the man don't catch you tampering with the water meter that got shut off for non payment.
3 hours ago, futureman said:

I know what it is but I don't get the joke because I'm not a real nigga.

When your water is cutoff turn it back on after hours they won’t send someone until the next day. 

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What born to run said

is this a serious post?

Now? Of course not. In the future? Who knows. But you already knew that. Didn’t you?
3 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Fond memories because the last time I saw those was my grandmother’s house.  I was little back then so it never bothered me.   

why not ok?  you can clean the surface like any other toilet seat.  what’s the problem?

8 hours ago, futureman said:

why not ok?  you can clean the surface like any other toilet seat.  what’s the problem?

No bidet

15 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Has anyone met futureman IRL? 

I am not aware of his ethnic background, so I'll withhold judgement.

He's not a real nigga, that's for sure.

17 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Is he even a real anything


Is anything or anyone real?

14 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

What if CAT spelled DOG?

I have dystopia not dyslexia, so it does to me.

why not ok?  you can clean the surface like any other toilet seat.  what’s the problem?

Padded seats suck.
12 hours ago, futureman said:

why not ok?  you can clean the surface like any other toilet seat.  what’s the problem?

The dumb kid in American vandal described it as feeling like you are sitting on someone's butt and pooping into their butt 

7 minutes ago, seven said:

The dumb kid in American vandal described it as feeling like you are sitting on someone's butt and pooping into their butt 

we don't kink shame here.

19 minutes ago, seven said:

The dumb kid in American vandal described it as feeling like you are sitting on someone's butt and pooping into their butt 

yeah but that's hot

2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:


So she shaves/waxes? 

no way.  she’s got a black forest down there

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