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Beer league softball team that’ll either go over the homer run limit or show up too drunk to play in a morning tournament weekend game
On 8/6/2024 at 8:50 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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FFS. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and it really didn’t get any better a day later  

 

5 hours ago, LebongJames said:

She is actually a strung out porn star.

I know but where is she now?

11 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I know but where is she now?

I assume you’re asking for a friend. 

7 hours ago, thunderlounge said:


That shit is bananas.

(B-a-n-a-n-a-s)

not real.  it’s a joke.

j-o-k-e

29 minutes ago, futureman said:

not real.  it’s a joke.

j-o-k-e


Oh, there’s a joke there. Just sayin though, it’s shitty. 

On the cat, on principle.

 

EDIT:  re:  two posts up.  Vic is slinging 'em out faster than anyone can reply!

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34 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Not sure. Bambi’s mom transcended into a more pure form: deer jerky

 

What happened to dumbo’s mom, again?

Scene guaranteed to bring the man-tears:  end of Field of Dreams, having a catch with his dad. 

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

Scene guaranteed to bring the man-tears:  end of Field of Dreams, having a catch with his dad. 

Two posts before Surly changes cartoon tearjerker to any damn thing.

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Opening sequence in Up or Dory losing her parents in Finding Dory.

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Modern problems

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How did she get her bearded dragon all the way up in that space between the windshield and the vent?  She must be a contortionist. 

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

Opening sequence in Up or Dory losing her parents in Finding Dory.
 

I can’t watch up anymore

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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If every public bathroom I've been in is the indicator answers better be something like this.  Red dots are piss, green dots are shit.

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Aim for the cat?

 

7 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Throw your chancla at them?

Better not miss because the abuela that returns fire is a sniper with that weapon, guaranteed. 

13 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Pythagoras recanted on his deathbed is pretty good. 

On 8/7/2024 at 2:02 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Beer league softball team that’ll either go over the homer run limit or show up too drunk to play in a morning tournament weekend game

Yours truly… 1974….

 

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6 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Yours truly… 1974….

 

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Your kink fetish sex dungeon must have been something else.

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