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17 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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He just Joe now.

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7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'll come visit you, Mome38ded3ebd03767b1a862cefc05cf168.jpg

Dig her ass up.  

On 10/26/2024 at 12:04 AM, ztejas said:

PBJ. Just because I almost never eat them. 

this says a lot about your character that, to be honest, I already knew.  

On 10/25/2024 at 1:56 PM, jetsfan76 said:

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We're not going to fall for the banana in the sandworm.

1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

My kids prefer PB and Honey.  We don't even carry Jelly in stock anymore.

Your kids either have their shit together and can be trusted to competently eat difficult foods without making a goddamn mess, or else I would hate having to touch anything in your house. 

There's no honey in our house - perhaps we'll be able to handle the responsibility in another decade or so. 

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On 10/26/2024 at 7:27 AM, Longboard Horn said:

What the fuck?! Most of these are not Nu Metal 

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I wish I was born in June. 

8 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

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A Dutch friend did a presentation for us a few years ago. The theme that tied it all together was a guy named van hghohgh (kind of a gutteral phlegm-clearing sound on both sides of the short o).  
We had no idea who he was talking about until the conclusion, when he put up a picture of the dude above, who we call “van Go” (hard g, long o).  
I had no idea we pronounced it completely wrong. 

9 hours ago, futureman said:

this says a lot about your character that, to be honest, I already knew.  

Are you usually not honest?  

 

Further proof this whole mensa thing is nothing but a sham

 

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There was no description or anything on this post I saw from a random account that fb decided needed to be in my feed. Just a picture. I have no idea who took it or where it was taken... but, I have a guess. 

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Further proof this whole mensa thing is nothing but a sham
 
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Tom Herman says hold my beer
5 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Further proof this whole mensa thing is nothing but a sham

 

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Donkey sperm? Or sperm from dudes in Houston? Several guys I don't know are asking.

On 10/23/2024 at 10:06 PM, nnm said:

Bozo doesn’t even matter?

Krusty doesn’t even matter?

Homey doesn’t even matter?

Clown doesn’t even matter?

Sing the prompt

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