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your motherfuckers wanting to cancel christmas can get the hell out of my country. 

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5 minutes ago, futureman said:

your motherfuckers wanting to cancel christmas can get the hell out of my country. 

Believe me I'd love to

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I have never had Netflix so it can fuck right off. 

Some of you crotchety motherfuckers need a visit from Jacob Marley and his friends. 

Just now, rage-a-holic said:

May be an image of coconut macaroon, croquette, scotch egg and text that says 'THIS IS BLACK HISTORY Escaping slaves use to throw balls of fried corn meal out to distract the hounds from tracking them. The hounds stopped barking and tracking thanks to the corn meal which later adapted the name "hush puppies".'

We ain't got time for THAT CRAP!

Some of you crotchety motherfuckers need a visit from Jacob Marley and his friends. 

If I want to actually enjoy Christmas and all the shit that comes with it, I need a bob marley style visit.
14 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Don't ever shine a UV light in a dark theater or hotel room.  You don't want to know.

2 YEARS of texting? What is this? The 1700s?

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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"They can see you clearly"

Doesn't matter if they don't give a shit. 

Most of the recent theaters I've been to there has been one issue or another and I rarely bring it up to get a ticket comped or wev. Let's keep this social contract going, folks.

12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Christmas is gone…easy!!

Yeah I love drinking liquor that's been sitting outside for 50 minutes. 

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When we do frozen pizzas, I reorganize the pepperoni so that it can be cut into 8ths without cutting through a single pepperoni…

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