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48 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

400 children and a crop in the field 

There was some comedy club in Dallas back in the day that had a house band.  My uncles used to go all the time (late 70’s early to mid 80’s).  They did a re-write on it that goes as follows…

you picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille

2 pregnant daughters and a son that’s gone queer

1’s smokin dope, 1’s snortin coke..

and you’re out there selling your rear. 
 

you picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.  
 

we never sing it the written way when we pull out the guitars at family get togethers.  

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10 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

There was some comedy club in Dallas back in the day that had a house band.  My uncles used to go all the time (late 70’s early to mid 80’s).  They did a re-write on it that goes as follows…

you picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille

2 pregnant daughters and a son that’s gone queer

1’s smokin dope, 1’s snortin coke..

and you’re out there selling your rear. 
 

you picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.  
 

we never sing it the written way when we pull out the guitars at family get togethers.  

Bowley and Wilson’s? Some of their other quality tunes were “SMU Sorority Bitch” and “Stanky Finger”.

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45 minutes ago, Moocowtex said:

Bowley and Wilson’s? Some of their other quality tunes were “SMU Sorority Bitch” and “Stanky Finger”.

Don’t forget “After you Blow Me” and “The Kotex Kid”. He comes riding in once a month.  They would get unsuspecting coeds to sit on a wooden horse while they put on Kotex shaped cowboy hats and sang to her. 

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