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On 2/4/2021 at 2:04 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Big Tony

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I think I saw this car somewhere between Houston and Galveston

On 2/4/2021 at 2:29 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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I don't understand what this is trying to say. Is that not how you attract women?

On 2/5/2021 at 9:50 AM, Trey3216 said:

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Does anyone else get the "Marriott Rewards center" calls?

Wife just sent me this, it's just getting rolling but it's definitely going to end up a shit show in the comments

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Sounds like Penelope needs something....now what might that be?

Riff Raff blocked me on Twitter for being a smartass in his replies. 
Why you were following riff raff is also a mystery.
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Texas and Louisiana nailing that one.

True, though not sure you really can take a map seriously that has In N Out as the king of Iowa when the closest In N Outs to Iowa are probably those in DFW.  

Oh and a map posted to Facebook if you want to be more generic than the above particular quibble

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Since moving back to Austin I am down the street from a Culver's and it fucks. I might like it as much as Whataburger. 

But yeah, that map has some eyebrow raises. Like the Chuck E. Cheese thing, Tim Horton's in Oklahoma (which there are zero of afaik), the aforementioned InNOut in Iowa. It's actually a really strange map because some of them seem spot on (Whataburger for Texas, Chik Fil A for Alabama, Culver's for Wisconsin) but then a bunch if not most of them are absolutely bizarre or chains not even in that state.

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Since moving back to Austin I am down the street from a Culver's and it fucks. I might like it as much as Whataburger. 
But yeah, that map has some eyebrow raises. Like the Chuck E. Cheese thing, Tim Horton's in Oklahoma (which there are zero of afaik), the aforementioned InNOut in Iowa. It's actually a really strange map because some of them seem spot on (Whataburger for Texas, Chik Fil A for Alabama, Culver's for Wisconsin) but then a bunch if not most of them are absolutely bizarre or chains not even in that state.
My gf had me try Culver's a few weeks ago. Shits all over Whataburger. It tastes fresh. The last I time I mistakenly sent to Whataburger, my burger was cold and the cheese was not even melted. This is why I don't go and don't like them. Cold ass burgers is the norm for them
31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Or just buy the song/album. Or borrow it from a friend. 

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That's no bike....that's a motorboat.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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God help me I'm laughing my ass off at this and I probably shouldn't be. I feel bad about it but damn that's funny.

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Tim Horton's? I don't even know what that is.
23 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Tim Horton's? I don't even know what that is.

it’s canadian. because everything north of texas is canada. 

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21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
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I thought you were in your 30s for some reason.

I am. 36.

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Good idea to pick “kid birthday party” background for declaring what is manly.
22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Breaking the law, breaking the law!

 

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22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Some see a big scary guy.  I see a brave guy battling the daily pain of carpal tunnel syndrome.

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