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So- Javier is really good against everyone but the Mariners and Nationals- is that right? 

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Ate you fucking kidding me. I thought Yordan crushed that, but he got robbed at the wall

6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So- Javier is really good against everyone but the Mariners and Nationals- is that right? 

He hasn't pitched that great tonight. Been able to work out of some jams, but not overpowering. 

13 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He hasn't pitched that great tonight. Been able to work out of some jams, but not overpowering. 

I’m watching it through game updates in my rv. 

Friday night another stupid apple tv game?

Edit- fuck it is

Last i checked 3 is still greater than 2

Just now, Scraps said:

Last i checked 3 is still greater than 2

Fair point. He's been good, but got behind the hitter. 

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Last i checked 3 is still greater than 2

Look at you showing off your higher level math skills. 

Yordan with the 3 hardest hit baseballs in this game

over managing.

 

The only reason Maldonado plays is his defense and he's been shit tonight. Just a fucking joke to keep losing games when you can go get replacements.

Edited by HtownHorn

It's funny that other teams take singles against our shifts, but our guys just fucking pull the ball into them.

2 minutes ago, 64coldasfire said:

Neris has lost his touch since the suspension.


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He hadn't given up a hit since his suspension until tonight so your theory is BS

Edited by rvm96

He hadn't given up a hit since his suspension until tonight so your theory is BS

Mistake on my end. I just remembered the Seattle game where he gave up 2 runs.

Yordong with a helluva throw there...

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Guriel was batting champ last year , so wtf happened? Why does he have alternating good/bad years? 

He's old.

Seems like the competitive fire has dwindled (a lot) since the Angels imploded.

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

he was old last year too 

Yeah, but in sports, 37 can be a whole lot different than 36 in a flash.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Yeah, but in sports, 37 can be a whole lot different than 36 in a flash.

he was better in 2019 but shit in 2020, great 2021 and shit 2022. 

4 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Guriel was batting champ last year , so wtf happened? Why does he have alternating good/bad years? 

Because he's old as fuck. This was going to happen. He's likely done as a fulltime player, but the Astros apparently care more about losing games to shitty teams to placate players than going out and upgrading the roster.

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4 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Guriel was batting champ last year , so wtf happened? Why does he have alternating good/bad years? 

Geritol supply shortage.

1 minute ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

what a complete shit show of a game. really pathetic effort tonight.

They smacked the baseball A LOT. Also the diving attempts by Dubon and Pena shoes they werent being lazy on defense. So I would disagree with that.

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

They smacked the baseball A LOT. Also the diving attempts by Dubon and Pena shoes they werent being lazy on defense. So I would disagree with that.

Is 'Pena shoes' an official nickname yet?  Seems too early.

4 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

what a complete shit show of a game. really pathetic effort tonight.

0-10 from the same players that haven't been hitting in over a month, and when Dusty strategically places throughout the lineup so pitchers can get breaks you end up wasting a lot of rallies.

Division will ultimately be a dogfight. This team has been a house of cards for months.

8 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Division will ultimately be a dogfight. This team has been a house of cards for months.

Not a chance. We win the division easily. 
LMJ is coming back (not that the pitching has been a problem) 

Meyers is coming back. 
They have to add a bat at 1B and would be smart to add one in LF/DH (or just make it Chaz) as a platoon partner for Bradley. Do that and you’ve got 2 bad spot in the lineup for the playoffs, it’s Maldy, and you have a good PH in either Chaz against a lefty or Brantley against a RHP. 
we are fine. It’s just baseball (he says- hoping fervently). 

6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Not a chance. We win the division easily. 
LMJ is coming back (not that the pitching has been a problem) 

Meyers is coming back. 
They have to add a bat at 1B and would be smart to add one in LF/DH (or just make it Chaz) as a platoon partner for Bradley. Do that and you’ve got 2 bad spot in the lineup for the playoffs, it’s Maldy, and you have a good PH in either Chaz against a lefty or Brantley against a RHP. 
we are fine. It’s just baseball (he says- hoping fervently). 

I hope you're right about Lance.

If you’re spotted an 8 game lead in mid-June within a terribly inferior division, when is there ever going to be a better time/opportunity to see what Yordan is capable of doing at 1B?

The contract ink is dry…it’s time to capitalize while there’s still time ample time to prepare for a playoff run.

Yuli is still a helluva asset for late inning defense and pinch hitting in RBI situations where a fly ball is needed…but something has to give before he (and Bregman) torpedo yet another postseason.

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