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Just a tour de force for dipshitbon today. Genius lineup construction by Dusty today. Giving us the best chance possible 

Did they ever show Altuve in the dugout? I didn't happen to ever see him, but I was kind of off and on doing other shit too.

If not, then wouldn't surprise me if he is the covid scare.

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Did they ever show Altuve in the dugout? I didn't happen to ever see him, but I was kind of off and on doing other shit too.

If not, then wouldn't surprise me if he is the covid scare.

 

he was sitting next to yordan 

Probably need to stop spotting the Royals 5 runs.

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Probably need to stop spotting the Royals 5 runs.

 

it's the only way the astros can practice 'come from behind' situations 

Edited by tx 3 putt

 
he was sitting next to yordan 
Ok need someone other than 3putt to confirm this because he makes shit up
1 minute ago, Scraps said:
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
 
he was sitting next to yordan 

Ok need someone other than 3putt to confirm this because he makes shit up

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He was in the dugout yesterday also so I hope not.

If this is the start of "phasing out" of yuli this ain't the way to do it with JAGs playing in his place. Get a real 1B if so

vote yordan/altuve

mlb really fucked this up.  They could have listed Yordan as an OF and Yordan and Ohtani could both be starters.  

They wanted ohtani to feel like he won something 

Edited by tx 3 putt

12 minutes ago, Scraps said:

vote yordan/altuve

mlb really fucked this up.  They could have listed Yordan as an OF and Yordan and Ohtani could both be starters.  

Dusty picks Ohtani to start as a pitcher. Problem solved. 

Why would he sit Diaz when he homered in the last two games? It's not like he needs rest being a bench player.

Because we like to fuck with JV's mind and give him the least run support possible

3 minutes ago, dr99 said:

Why would he sit Diaz when he homered in the last two games? It's not like he needs rest being a bench player.

Is Kansas City starting a lefty?  JJ has sucked against LHP in his career and does much better against RHP. Diaz is a rhh. So on brand for papa Dusty to fuck that up. I swear it’s like he tries to out these guys in the worst set up (hitting Castro against lefties over and over last year- not playing Chaz every time there is a lefty even though he always hit them best) etc. 

that is one stubborn and crusty old man. 

I swear if he had a maid and a porn star show up to his house he’d send the maid to the bedroom and hand the porn star a toilet cleaning brush. 

Bubic has sucked massive donkey dick this year so this is either gonna be a no hitter or a beatdown 

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Bubic has sucked massive donkey dick this year so this is either gonna be a no hitter or a beatdown 

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13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I swear if he had a maid and a porn star show up to his house he’d send the maid to the bedroom and hand the porn star a toilet cleaning brush. 

Now, now, let's not resort to kink shaming. 

18 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I swear if he had a maid and a porn star show up to his house he’d send the maid to the bedroom and hand the porn star a toilet cleaning brush. 

Well yeah

 

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Dusty picks Ohtani to start as a pitcher. Problem solved. 
Yeah that doesn't fix it if ohtani passes Yordan in voting
39 minutes ago, dr99 said:

Why would he sit Diaz when he homered in the last two games? It's not like he needs rest being a bench player.

Look at you trying to bring logic to that bonehead Dusty's decisions

Damn, the Diaz praise backfired

7 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

He's got the Rona:

 

As I am in day 8 of Rona and just started sweating uncontrollably while doing the dishes in the AC, I hope Peña caught a different strain than me. Otherwise see him in August. 

30 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

As I am in day 8 of Rona and just started sweating uncontrollably while doing the dishes in the AC, I hope Peña caught a different strain than me. Otherwise see him in August. 

When I had Rona I got the big sweat on day 2 and felt instantly better the next day. Almost normal. But still tested positive for another week. Frustrating because felt good. 

13 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

When I had Rona I got the big sweat on day 2 and felt instantly better the next day. Almost normal. But still tested positive for another week. Frustrating because felt good. 

That’s not my story. I banged the wife and had to stop half way through due to exhaustion before marshaling my energies to finish. Brutal. Heart pounding out of my chest. Like to have died. Worth it. Had sex. But barely. 

So covid is just like drinking an OG 4 Loko

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So covid is just like drinking an OG 4 Loko

Like drinking 2 of them based upon my experience doing both. 

Also the Royals can go ahead and fuck right off. When do we get to play a NY team again for easy wins?  

Didn't realize Ruben Rivera was back in the league

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