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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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Some of the best seats in the house, ground level, right behind home plate.  Douches not even watching the game. 

At least Ms. Lowe is.

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They should open the roof, for old times' sake.

Speas coming on.  Welcome to the show.  Here's a pressure cooker for you.  

Speas first MLB action ever is facing Wander Franco with a 1-run lead?

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2 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Speas first MLB action ever is facing Wander Franco with a 1-run lead?

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Worked like a charm.

3 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Speas first MLB action ever is facing Wander Franco with a 1-run lead?

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We don't have time to nurse kids along.  We have two weeks to decide how much bullpen help we need to go out and acquire at the deadline.  If we have that help available within the organization, then we need to know that now.  So I'm a huge fan of throwing him into a high-pressure situation straight away.

Now let's just get some runs.

I need some damn runs.  Took the good guys +170 on the -1.5 line.    

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13 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

1 run aint gonna do it gentlemen

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Imagine deciding to go with Tyler O'Neil and Harrison Bader instead of Randy and Adolis

On 7/7/2023 at 8:48 AM, Jameslaw121 said:

I would be happy to limp into the All-Star break with 1 or 2 game lead. Get some rest. Trade for another bull pen arm and bring up Speas

nailed it.

 

8 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Man, what a catch by Arozorena.  Respeck.

He has to be my favorite non Rangers current player

I couldn't tell what's injured.  Is it his elbow where he got hit?  I thought the body armor would've absorbed that.

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

Some of the best seats in the house, ground level, right behind home plate.  Douches not even watching the game. 

At least Ms. Lowe is.

I've never seen more people with their backs to the game or more pastel colors at a baseball game than in that one section.

There's some Heim Maintenance!

Blonde bimbo almost fell down the stairs trying to get that.

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

I couldn't tell what's injured.  Is it his elbow where he got hit?  I thought the body armor would've absorbed that.

He got hit pretty square on the elbow pad.  Maybe just a funny-bone stinger?

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

live look at @Trey3216

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Now I'll apply those winnings (hopefully) to a decent choice in THe Open this weekend.  See what I can do.  lol  

1 minute ago, Native Horn said:

He got hit pretty square on the elbow pad.  Maybe just a funny-bone stinger?

It kind of ricocheted off the elbow pad to hit him in the side underneath the ribs.  So it could be that.  But the way he was holding his arm kind of indicated it was the elbow. 

Just now, SameSame said:

Bradford in the 9th.. We picking out of a hat?

Probably his day for a bullpen session.  Why not get live action work with a day off tomorrow and he could still start one of the weekend games.  

How many in a row is that now?

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9 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

How about a motherfucking sweep of the team with the best record in baseball?

Atlanta?

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