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How bout we trade Dubon so we quit having dumbass discussions about him?

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49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Someone traded for straw and Siri. Dubon is our 3rd best hitter 

Not the same team. It sounded like you wanted to package them together for an infielder, which would be a weird trade for another team to make. 

Dubon won't be our third best hitter all year, but as long as he's hot should get playing time wherever he can field the ball. But Chas and Jake are both playing pretty well too (and I fucking hate having to admit that about Jake). And Uncle Mike isn't coming back, his shoulder is in baseball heaven now playing underhand catch with Bagwell's.

52 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Did Yordan, Tucker and Altuve die?

Bregman too. Jake and Chas are also better but they were traded for a backup infielder so….

I think he might be basing best hitter status on Batting Average. Or length of hitting streak. 

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We barely knew you …

Per Baseball America, the Astros released 2021 undrafted signee Marshall Hunt. The right-handed pitcher posted a 9.53 ERA in 5.2 innings with seven walks to three strikeouts for Single-A Fayetteville after starting the year in extended spring training.

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Why would someone trade for both Chas and Jake? Hell, why can't Dubon get some starts at first?

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 Dubon is our 3rd best hitter 

He's the 3rd best hitter who plays CF, anyway.

4 hours ago, kevwun said:

Weird trivia, the Astros became the 4th team in the last 75 years to have an 8 game winning streak in 7 consecutive seasons.

Kinda shocking given how shitty they were in 2020 during the regular season....

That lineup gives me a full chub.  

Now JP don't get rocked 

41 minutes ago, Scraps said:

That lineup gives me a full chub.  

Now JP don't get rocked 


I’ll wait until @Hank Chinaski checks in 

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

That lineup gives me a full chub.  

Now JP don't get rocked 

It’s Meyers or Dubon for Julks away from being the best it could be. 

Already starting this shit on pitch 2 huh ump....fucking bitch

Pitcher needs to be ready to duck if he’s still in for Yordan’s next AB.

Those boobs behind home plate are here for the show. Or are the show. And she’s keeping score. 

Abreu with a 104 exit velo

diaz with a 108 exit velo. 
combined for 3 outs that inning. 

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Brantley has a helluva life. $12 million year to eat free sunflower seeds. 


Astros clubhouse stocks great snacks, per radio talk 

7 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Those boobs behind home plate are here for the show. Or are the show. And she’s keeping score. 

That's spystud's girl Amy

https://twitter.com/FrontRowAmy

 

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I love Bagwell, however, he is somewhat of a non-stop beating in the booth.

18 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Those boobs behind home plate are here for the show. Or are the show. And she’s keeping score. 

 

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

That's spystud's girl Amy

https://twitter.com/FrontRowAmy

 

Came to post this but should have known that the bottom of the 3rd would be too late for this place

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Has her own bobblehead (insert joke here)

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It appears like it's going to be one of those nights. Not a clutch hit to be had. 

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

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Has her own bobblehead (insert joke here)

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On the lurk for bobbledick no doubt. 

Baggy carrying all the water for Abreu.  Sure Baggy. One pitch. Almost 50 games in. Can’t wait.

Damnit, Diaz isn't going to play for a month now

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