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21 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

790 sucks except for Clanton and Wexler. Payne & Pendergast or John & Lance are the only options for morning drive sports radio in H-town.

They also suck

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Fatass didn't even attempt to stretch

We’ve had a large enough sample size of Hunter Brown to know that he does not have what it takes. 

I hate this management team and field staff. Like- this is JV day you fucking assholes. 4 days rest. Pitch and play your best players until this shit gets stabilized. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I hate this management team and field staff. Like- this is JV day you fucking assholes. 4 days rest. Pitch and play your best players until this shit gets stabilized. 

PREACH. @Wulaw Horn for Astros GM

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Damn Crawford Boxes

And there’s the other side of the buzzards lick we’ve had. I assume that’s a f7 for an out in 26 or 27 other parks. But this year it sneaks into row 1. 

Old warning track and just foul power Bregman.

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

And there’s the other side of the buzzards lick we’ve had. I assume that’s a f7 for an out in 26 or 27 other parks. But this year it sneaks into row 1. 

93.9 ev and a HR in 1/30 mlb parks

And 1/1 Mexico city parks probably

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

93.9 ev and a HR in 1/30 mlb parks

And 1/1 Mexico city parks probably

What a shitty year. 
I mean I’m not crying for him because he’s been behind every hitter, gave up 2 other solid contacts and that’s what happens when you play with fire, but son of a butch does every half mistake we make have to get punished to the maximum? 

5 hours ago, hornmpa96 said:

The fact that Singleton still has a spot on our 40 man demonstrates that Dana is not the guy at GM.

There are $58 mm reasons and an owner who want to give Abreu every chance to turn this around. That doesn’t apply to Singleton.

Brandon Belt and his 2023 138 wRC+ is still sitting on his couch

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

What a shitty year. 
I mean I’m not crying for him because he’s been behind every hitter, gave up 2 other solid contacts and that’s what happens when you play with fire, but son of a butch does every half mistake we make have to get punished to the maximum? 

I laughed at Kalas talking about his “bad luck” with his babip at .416 or something.

and I’m thinking “I’m not sure that’s bad luck for brown this year.”

 

(the HR was, I’ll give you that)

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Brandon Belt and his 2023 138 wRC+ is still sitting on his couch

I was happy with the Abreu news…until I saw Singlteon make the last out last inning and remembered he’s probably going to get the majority of our starts at 1B for the foreseeable future.

Jon.

Singleton.

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33 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Angel Fucknuts 1st base ump

As long he rotates to 2nd and then 3rd the next two nights, and not the other way behind home plate

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I laughed at Kalas talking about his “bad luck” with his babip at .416 or something.

and I’m thinking “I’m not sure that’s bad luck for brown this year.”

 

(the HR was, I’ll give you that)

I mean- yeah- both things can be true- Brown has generally been shitty and he’s also been a bit unlucky. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean- yeah- both things can be true- Brown has generally been shitty and he’s also been a bit unlucky. 

He has .475 BABIP

But your BABIP tends to be high when you are getting barrel'd over and over and over and over again.  Like a monkey with a miniature cymbal...

As long he rotates to 2nd and then 3rd the next two nights, and not the other way behind home plate
You are highly underestimating his check swing involvement

Solid contact in his first ab.  Beats the hell out of a K.

8 minutes ago, huge said:

He has .475 BABIP

But your BABIP tends to be high when you are getting barrel'd over and over and over and over again.  Like a monkey with a miniature cymbal...

No doubt. But not that high. That’s why I said a bit unlucky. I’ve seen guys fail to hit 500 in batting practice which is what the league is doing to him on balls where contact is made. 

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32 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Can Hunter go and be Abreu’s personal pitcher at WPB?

No, because one of them will think they’ve figured shit out.

I SPENT LAST NIGHT IN THE ARMS OF A GIRL FROM LOUISIANA 

Holy shit maybe breggy did find it down there. 1st inning hit a HR but foul by 3 feet and now great success!  
Earl Weaver kind of game. 

Been a long long time for a reason to use this


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And I was about to post how dumb we were for having Bregman up as the tying run instead of Yordan

10 of 11 retired and faced the minimum since the HR

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