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4 hours ago, Limp Brisket said:

I haven’t looked at the numbers but Montero has been ass.

 

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

What would you have said if I told you before the season that on May 7 Meyers and Peña would have a higher SLG than Yordan?

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Those are the underlying things I was talking about. 

17 minutes ago, WBT said:

What would you have said if I told you before the season that on May 7 Meyers and Peña would have a higher SLG than Yordan?

Yordans expected slug is like 200 points higher than his actual slug. 

New episode of breathing orange fire. We talk about the last week and the next 3 to come. 
 

 

Let's try and not get swept this week team raisin balls

If JV can pitch 9 innings, I think we'll just lose 1-0.

Yankees have been cheating long before, even the idea of placing refuse in a receptacle. Let that marinate on your cerebellum!

6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Fixed

incoming discomfort

Concerning news for a depleted Astros rotation: J.P. France has a shoulder injury that could keep him out “a while,” source tells @TheAthletic. As it begins a stretch of 29 games in 30 days, Houston has five healthy ML starters on its 40-man roster 

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Is that video authenticated?

looks awfully familiar to something similar I saw circa ~2021


one of the responses - these AI fake videos are amazing !!

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Brown's face becomes more punchable by the day....both Dana and Hunter

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I am heading to the game tonight.

Where are you and Helo sitting?

Where the hell was this type of evaluation during Spring training?

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hmmm 

 

Come on, man

Hmmm 
 
BEING FUCKING OLD IS SLOWING HIS BAT DOWN YOU DICKLESS FUCKHEAD

 

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Niiiiiice.  Sweet OPS in the cleanup spot.  

Need that 2017 magic

https://www.mlb.com/news/alex-bregman-hits-grand-slam-on-jeter-s-night-c230311300

"We were joking with him that he needed to get a home run before National League games started because a pitcher might catch him," joked Astros manager A.J. Hinch. "He obviously needed that. He has been working really hard, and I know some of the ups and downs of how hard he is on himself. So for him to get a pitch ... that was a big punch for us."

 

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Blum and TK tryin to shine shit early tonight 

Gag gag cumgurgle cumgurgle gag gag 

 

We are 12-22 dickwads

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s done …..

 

I figured the whole reason his agent was reported to be down there was to negotiate the buy-out.  

Kalas come on man...just cause the graphic is fucked up you really gonna say Meyers is at CF and SS?

Lmao

JV pitching like a pussy to these guys.  

 

Man up raisin balls

I am tired of these Astros interview commercials where they are laughing and joking and shit.  Take that shit out of rotation until we don't suck.  I want to punch Pena in his dumb fucking "fishing is like a casino" laughing mouth

Come on worthless ass waste of space Cabbage we are all counting on you!

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I am tired of these Astros interview commercials where they are laughing and joking and shit.  Take that shit out of rotation until we don't suck.  I want to punch Pena in his dumb fucking "fishing is like a casino" laughing mouth

How about the HEB telenovela?

Why is Julia dressed like Nancy Reagan?

1 minute ago, WBT said:

How about the HEB telenovela?

They can show the kid crapping his pants from too many blackberries instead

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