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31 minutes ago, MrX said:

Terrible year from Jordan. Yuck. 

It would have looked a lot worse if he didn’t collect a bunch of points through sponsor exemptions into most of the signature events. 

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Come on Tommy. (or Scottie).

Today is the annual day I thank my lucky stars that I didn't marry my 110 lb strawberry blonde girlfriend with perfect tits whose daddy lived on the 16th hole at Southwind. (I have had drunken midnight sex on that green).

I mean, God bless her, I hope she is doing well, but that marriage would have been a beating except for the endless golf with henpecked FedEx execs, and all the Corky’s ribs. #germantowngirls.

I was way too wild for her.

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