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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Maybe Dems actually can win the senate back

 

 

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Okay, let's workshop this plan:

The Trump government gives some amount of money directly to the people so they can "negotiate and buy their own, much better, insurance."

Cleetus, in Forkland, Alabama:  "Hello, Mr. United Healthcare.  I'd like to negotiate a health plan with my $2,000 annual payment from our fine President.  Also, my wife and I are both have diabeetus, and I'm recovering from ass cancer.  Whaddyu got for us?"

United Healthcare:  "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

 

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Math.

There are about 127 million households in America.  That's a lot of negotiation phone calls.  Cletus is going to be pissed when he's negotiating with a call center in India.

Also, who the fuck does DOTARD think we'll be negotiating with?  Why, it's those very same insurance companies that he's railing on.  Nothing is thought out in this administration.

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5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Okay, let's workshop this plan:

I'd just rebut with "Mr. President, we already have that with the Obamacare exchange."

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The American people had enough of corruption in government, so they decided to vote for arguably the most corrupt person in American history to rule over all of us. 

The swamp was drained, then re-filled with piss and shit and blood and cum, and 80 million people are happily swimming in it. 

 

 

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23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Okay, let's workshop this plan:

The Trump government gives some amount of money directly to the people so they can "negotiate and buy their own, much better, insurance."

Cleetus, in Forkland, Alabama:  "Hello, Mr. United Healthcare.  I'd like to negotiate a health plan with my $2,000 annual payment from our fine President.  Also, my wife and I are both have diabeetus, and I'm recovering from ass cancer.  Whaddyu got for us?"

United Healthcare:  "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

 

My former Congressman (Don Bacon, NE-2) once explained at a town hall that people should negotiate their health plan with their employer.  It was met with laughter and boos.  He seemed surprised when people explained to him that's not how it works. The dude went from the Air Force to Congress and had never worked for a private-sector employer.  He is reasonably intelligent, but has zero fucking concept what reality is for 95% of Americans.  He just votes how he is told to vote. 

 

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Maybe Dems actually can win the senate back
 
 
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Is this the healthcare plan he’s been promising us since Charlie Strong was coaching Texas football?
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That photo is from September 24th......

2020.

Any human being who believes that Donald Trump has, or has ever had, a "healthcare plan," is too stupid to be allowed to breath on this planet.  They should be launched into the sun to provide fuel for solar energy, so they will at least have SOME purpose in this universe.

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