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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Perhaps he needs to realize that the scourge of "violent criminals" he was voting to target may not be as big of a problem as he was led to believe.

These are idiots who voted so we could put an end to all of those Haitians eating the dogs, eating the cats.

In other words, they fucking voted to solve problems that don't even exist (pet buffets) or are statistically negligible (some great "crime wave" caused by dirty brown people).

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20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Perhaps he needs to realize that the scourge of "violent criminals" he was voting to target may not be as big of a problem as he was led to believe.

 

19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

These are idiots who voted so we could put an end to all of those Haitians eating the dogs, eating the cats.

In other words, they fucking voted to solve problems that don't even exist (pet buffets) or are statistically negligible (some great "crime wave" caused by dirty brown people).

 

This is the thing that gets me. 

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4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am ridiculously attracted to Jayne Mansfield's daughter, Mariska Hargitay.

Oh, and while I'm not attracted to him, this old photo still cracks me up.  Well done, Paul.

5 Of Paul Ryan's Greatest Fitness Moments for His Retirement

That was when he tried to convince us he was cool by saying he listened to Rage Against the Machine while working out.  Then Rage got pissed off and told him to stop listening to their tunes.

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Posted
22 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am ridiculously attracted to Jayne Mansfield's daughter, Mariska Hargitay.

 

 

That's a bold statement, sir.  I, too, am attracted to hot brunettes with big tits.

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22 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am ridiculously attracted to Jayne Mansfield's daughter, Mariska Hargitay.

 

 

That's a bold statement, sir.  I, too, am attracted to hot brunettes with big tits.

Mariska-Hargitay.jpg

22 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am ridiculously attracted to Jayne Mansfield's daughter, Mariska Hargitay.

 

 

That's a bold statement, sir.  I, too, am attracted to hot brunettes with big tits.

Mariska-Hargitay.jpg

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Posted
3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

You can say that again.  And again.

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."

She said, "Why did you say that twice?"

I said, "I didn't."

See, 'cause of the echo.

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On 11/24/2025 at 1:58 PM, Brisketexan said:

These are idiots who voted so we could put an end to all of those Haitians eating the dogs, eating the cats.

In other words, they fucking voted to solve problems that don't even exist (pet buffets) or are statistically negligible (some great "crime wave" caused by dirty brown people).

Whatever you say, brownie. 😜

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3 hours ago, Bookman said:

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."

She said, "Why did you say that twice?"

I said, "I didn't."

See, 'cause of the echo.

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Posted
19 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Oh this is delicious:

Nom nom nom

 

Apparently no close relationship between the two of them.

Looks like Karoline's brother knocked up a Brazilian tourist. He took custody of the kid when they broke up, but the woman stayed plugged into their lives. 

Anyhoo... fuck ICE.

 

https://www.wcvb.com/article/karoline-leavitt-family-connection-ice-arrest/69547219

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REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.

The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.

Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.

Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."

In a conversation with WCVB-TV sister station WMUR-TV, Michael Leavitt, a New Hampshire resident, said that his son lives with him and his wife full-time, but that Ferreira has maintained a relationship with her son.

Michael Leavitt told WMUR that he always tried to maintain a relationship with Ferreira. He said their son has not spoken to Ferreira since she was detained by ICE several weeks ago.

Todd Pomerleau, an attorney who represents Ferreira, says she came to the U.S. under DACA or the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, an Obama-era program that shielded immigrants brought to the country from deportation.

"She’s in the process of actually getting her residency and she was abruptly arrested and taken from her young child right before Thanksgiving," Pomerleau said.

According to a statement provided to WCVB from a source familiar with the matter, Karoline Leavitt has not spoken to Ferreira in many years:

"This individual is the mother of Karoline’s nephew and they have not spoken in many years. The child has lived full-time in New Hampshire with his father since he was born. He has never resided with his mother."

A Department of Homeland Security spokesperson also released the following statement on Ferreira's arrest:

"ICE arrested Bruna Caroline Ferreria, a criminal illegal alien from Brazil. She has a previous arrest for battery. She entered the U.S. on a B2 tourist visa that required her to depart the U.S. by June 6, 1999," the statement read. "She is currently at the South Louisiana ICE Processing Center and is in removal proceedings. Under President Trump and Secretary Noem, all individuals unlawfully present in the United States are subject to deportation.”

However, Pomerleau says that Ferreira has no criminal record.

"Bruna has no criminal record whatsoever," Pomerleau said. "I don’t know where that is coming from. Show us the proof. There’s no charges out there. She’s not a criminal illegal alien."

Karoline Leavitt is a native of New Hampshire and unsuccessfully ran for Congress before becoming White House Press Secretary. She has declined to comment on the matter.

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Superhero said:

 

Apparently no close relationship between the two of them.

Looks like Karoline's brother knocked up a Brazilian tourist. He took custody of the kid when they broke up, but the woman stayed plugged into their lives. 

Anyhoo... fuck ICE.

 

https://www.wcvb.com/article/karoline-leavitt-family-connection-ice-arrest/69547219

 

Jesus, that reads like Karoline called in the hit on a custody issue involving her brother.  I mean, maybe it's not, but there would be zero safeguards to prevent it and Karoline seems just like that kind of bitch.  



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