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On 7/7/2025 at 6:32 PM, miguelito said:

What about Hilary Swank - is she hot?

She's hot, okay? Because if you are saying Hilary Swank isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I am not as hot as Hilary Swank! 

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On 7/2/2025 at 8:27 PM, closetojumping said:

Also, ScarJo is a fatty. She needed 6 more months of work before filming. It was unfortunate to see. 

you’re either high or gay.  my only complaint about her looks would be that she might not be thick enough.  she could have used six months of work in the donut parlor. 

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Notably worse than I expected, and I didn't expect good. Possibly my least favorite in the entire series. 

CGI was very solid. Dinosaurs mostly acted like actual animals. Everything else - character development, pacing, dialogue, attempted comedy - were so, so bad. 

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17 hours ago, LTbear said:

Notably worse than I expected, and I didn't expect good. Possibly my least favorite in the entire series. 

CGI was very solid. Dinosaurs mostly acted like actual animals. Everything else - character development, pacing, dialogue, attempted comedy - were so, so bad. 

I thought Temu Pedro Pascal's inconsistent leg injury was a chef's kiss, though.

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i saw pics of her online from the movie.  I didn’t think she looked fat at all.  I’ll pay to see it at the theater because I have low standards but it’s frustrating they can’t get a better script. 

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On 7/9/2025 at 10:44 PM, LTbear said:

CGI was very solid. Dinosaurs mostly acted like actual animals.

The titanosaurs with their tails flailing around looked like shit.  Just about everything else was in the dark or in the water to hide the shittiness.

Spielberg's animatronics from 30 years ago looked better (not that the original didn't have some questionable cgi).

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3 hours ago, WBT said:

The titanosaurs with their tails flailing around looked like shit.  Just about everything else was in the dark or in the water to hide the shittiness.

Spielberg's animatronics from 30 years ago looked better (not that the original didn't have some questionable cgi).

The tails didn't bother me other that it was almost a bit too cheesy. But the animals looked good, and they mostly actually acted like animals rather than monsters (not counting the mutant freaks, which I wish the franchise would get away from).

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On 7/9/2025 at 10:44 PM, LTbear said:

Notably worse than I expected, and I didn't expect good. Possibly my least favorite in the entire series. 

CGI was very solid. Dinosaurs mostly acted like actual animals. Everything else - character development, pacing, dialogue, attempted comedy - were so, so bad. 

I'm guessing you didn't realize Jurassic Park 3 exists...or Jurassic World 2 or Dominion(eh I might be treating that one too harshly)

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2 hours ago, Drew said:

I'm guessing you didn't realize Jurassic Park 3 exists...or Jurassic World 2 or Dominion(eh I might be treating that one too harshly)

You're guessing wrong. I've seen them all. 

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On 7/12/2025 at 3:49 PM, LTbear said:

You're guessing wrong. I've seen them all. 

Then it's an even worse take...I'd watch Rebirth over JP3(which I've only seen twice and will never watch again) and Jurassic World 2 absolutely.  Heck probably over all the JW films to be honest.

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11 minutes ago, Drew said:

Then it's an even worse take...I'd watch Rebirth over JP3(which I've only seen twice and will never watch again) and Jurassic World 2 absolutely.  Heck probably over all the JW films to be honest.

The Lost World is the worst of the 7 and it isn’t even close. If I was a gangster or an emperor, I’d torture my enemies by making them watch the last hour of that dogshit with their eyelids glued open. 

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44 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The Lost World is the worst of the 7 and it isn’t even close. If I was a gangster or an emperor, I’d torture my enemies by making them watch the last hour of that dogshit with their eyelids glued open. 

As someone who posts shit takes on here, this is a top 3 shit take on this site, lmao

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2 hours ago, Drew said:

Then it's an even worse take...I'd watch Rebirth over JP3(which I've only seen twice and will never watch again) and Jurassic World 2 absolutely.  Heck probably over all the JW films to be honest.

Re-read my post that has your panties in such a twist. "Possibly my least favorite in the entire series." If you want to nitpick about which pile of shit among JP3, Fallen Kingdom, or Dominion is the smelliest, have at it. 

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1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

As someone who posts shit takes on here, this is a top 3 shit take on this site, lmao

I dunno. A 12 year old kicking a raptor's ass with a high bar routine is one of the biggest WTFs in cinema.

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38 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I dunno. A 12 year old kicking a raptor's ass with a high bar routine is one of the biggest WTFs in cinema.

I fucking hated the daughter and her storyline. But Johnathan Moxons dad getting eaten by a Trex was cool, the dino wrangling scene  in the beginning was tight, and pete postlewaith was worth the price of admission

 

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4 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

As someone who posts shit takes on here, this is a top 3 shit take on this site, lmao

It’s usually a pretty good sign for a poster when they find themselves on the opposing side of the argument from you. So, yeah, cool. 

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