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21 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’d love to see that lineup with Whitcomb at 2B for about 2 weeks just to see what it would be like. 

Me, too.  We’re going to end up trading him to Tampa for someone like Joe Boyle because he has experience starting (even though he was terrible) and Brown is still pissed that Anthopoulos wouldn’t let him draft him with the Braves.  He becomes Zobrist 2.0 on a cheap deal for the next 5 years with a couple of all-star appearances.  

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gusto doesn't have it tonight 
As opposed to what.

He's just a fucking guy. Not sure you can really hope for him ever "having it"
1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Maldy would have had that dude

Maldy threw out like 4 figs all year in his last year here while other guys were throwing people out. 
gusto should be horsewhipped or perhaps drawn and quartered for walking that ass hole that can’t hit the ball hard. 

Park it!

Or…… keep the bat on your shoulder.

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Hate wasting that leadoff double

Damn, that wp had wicked run

Nice play!

Yandy Diaz tags out Yandy Diaz!

-Greg Raymond, probably

Cam Smith is legit. Hitting the ball hard and has 2 doubles so far.

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13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Do they make this in a size sometimes fat sometimes real fat?

Well… this got interesting in a bad way

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Do we blame this one on Espada???

No. Tampa is terrible against lefties you have a tie game so you go with your 7th inning guy, and the first 4 baserunners were a ground ball to the shortstop hole, a HBP, an 85 mph ground ball for a single and an error. 

Is King tipping his pitches?

When Lowe came home, he had a long conversation with Aranda.

1 minute ago, hornmpa96 said:

Is King tipping his pitches?

When Lowe came home, he had a long conversation with Aranda.

 

all of this 

A shame to finally claw your way back into good position, only to see your chances vaporize in a flash. Guess that's baseball. 

Forrest Whitely is the super hot girl that, from time to time, gets black out drunk and cheats on you.  
 

You gave her a pass previously because she was embarrassed about it, but now you’ve been together for seven years and you’re still wondering why she has the self-control of a toddler who just discovered cotton candy.  

If @Jshep34 posts on the thread today no one look 

8 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Eye witness to the wavec12ea547b1fa9fd38173f5a2f00549e1.jpg

Oh god he already did. 

8 hours ago, LCHorn said:

Forrest Whitely is the super hot girl that, from time to time, gets black out drunk and cheats on you.  
 

You gave her a pass previously because she was embarrassed about it, but now you’ve been together for seven years and you’re still wondering why she has the self-control of a toddler who just discovered cotton candy.  

You say this like it’s  a bad thing. Some guys pay extra for that when they get to watch. 

10 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

A shame to finally claw your way back into good position, only to see your chances vaporize in a flash. Guess that's baseball. 

Huh?  Would have been nice to win, but still a half game behind Seattle with a shit load of injuries to the starting pitching and Alvarez had yet to decide if he is going to play this year or not so all things consider about where we were yesterday. 

Just now, PGFrog said:

Huh?  Would have been nice to win, but still a half game behind Seattle with a shit load of injuries to the starting pitching and Alvarez had yet to decide if he is going to play this year or not so all things consider about where we were yesterday. 

I was speaking only of last night's ebb and flow, not the season as a whole. We're doing great, especially given our depleted lineup. 

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

I was speaking only of last night's ebb and flow, not the season as a whole. We're doing great, especially given our depleted lineup. 

Last night the odds finally caught up with them as they have come behind in multiple games in this homestand,  used those mediocre middle relievers WAY TOO much because of the starters health issues, and things just broke wrong.  

The bigger question to me is why the fuck can Houston area pro athletes not heal in a somewhat normal time frame?

Arrighetti just went on the 15-day disabled listed two days ago with a target return date of mid July for the thumb he broke 8 weeks ago.  We all know the body count among starting pitchers, Alvarez "sore" hand, and the Kyle Tucker soap opera, but we also got last fall the season long "calf strain" for Christian Harris.

I guess if it is cancer, kid's diseases, heart transplants, and fake boobs the Houston medical community can't figure out what to do with it. 

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