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1 hour ago, Scraps said:

WE IN DIS HOE

yall get ready for a losing streak


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The Andy Warhol museum is cool.  And the Mr Rogers trolley cars

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

The Andy Warhol museum is cool.  And the Mr Rogers trolley cars

amazing museum 

Mister Rogers always creeped me out

Astros announce that imaging on Zach Dezenzo’s left hand revealed that he has a left-hand capsule sprain. He has been prescribed with rest and is scheduled to undergo re-imaging in two weeks.

 

 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros announce that imaging on Zach Dezenzo’s left hand revealed that he has a left-hand capsule sprain. He has been prescribed with rest and is scheduled to undergo re-imaging in two weeks.

 

 

Spoiler

it’s broken 

 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros announce that imaging on Zach Dezenzo’s left hand revealed that he has a left-hand capsule sprain. He has been prescribed with rest and is scheduled to undergo re-imaging in two weeks.

 

 

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Melton showing Reddick-like ability to draw catcher's interference but Espada couldn't wake up and challenge it in time

Well shit, that might have been our chance to score

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Everyone talking Skenes no hitter lmao

While i was pimping and LMJ no hitter

Bitches

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No one says anything when it works?

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Y'all keep talking shit about Walker!

Did he make fatty in the 2nd row drop her nachos or something?  She looked pissed.

2nd great start in a row for LMJ. Thought I’d never see that guy pitch again. Helluva deal if he is actually back and can last this time.

Hypothetically, when is the last time we won back to back 1-0 games?

Lulz, what a shitty slide

Very well played game by the Astros.

 

LFG!

29 minutes ago, WBT said:

Hypothetically, when is the last time we won back to back 1-0 games?

Hmmmm...maybe 1980 with Nolan and  JR Richards?

Who had Walker taking Skenes deep for the deciding run on their Astros bingo card?

 

Absolutely nobody but that was some nice SEC on SEC violence there!  Great W!

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

what GIF

Ironically, that looks like JR during the last part of his life.  What was if Rick James said about cocaine?

18 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

What was if Rick James said about cocaine?

"Don't have a stroke"?

13 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

LMJ looked great too.

Inebriated Bettor, Astros MVP?

first place again. 

Let's not give it back again tomorrow.

10 hours ago, runthebone said:

This team does the bare minimum to win.  But winning is good

Surly Motto.

The bare minimum for what can be considered a message board.

 

11 hours ago, runthebone said:

"Don't have a stroke"?

Cause and effect....

46 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Holy shit that’s great.

I think we are doing some decent quality writing on the Astros that’s informative sometimes, fun sometimes and sometimes both. 
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