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Shitty end to a really promising (mostly) outing for SA. Spammed the strike zone, kept ball down, got 14 outs in a row I think and finished bloop, SB, SB, Bloop to no doubt get stuck with yet another loss. 
but promising for sure. 
glad we don’t have Yordan up here to get a big hit. Really fucking awesome he’s fucking around with 3Putt in corpus. Fucking dickhead asshole Espada/Brown. 

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1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Shitty end to a really promising (mostly) outing for SA. Spammed the strike zone, kept ball down, got 14 outs in a row I think and finished bloop, SB, SB, Bloop to no doubt get stuck with yet another loss. 
but promising for sure. 
glad we don’t have Yordan up here to get a big hit. Really fucking awesome he’s fucking around with 3Putt in corpus. Fucking dickhead asshole Espada/Brown. 

 

corpus tacos >>> houston tacos 

I mean- I have no idea why I’m being subjected to this fucking bullshit full of fuckers with weak ass shit at the bottom of the bullpen. 
have some balls and call up Ullola and make blubaugh the 7th inning guy and Ullola the 8th inning guy and quit fucking around with these dickheads. 

McCormick has done it. He's made me a fan of Jake Meyers. Shocking but true. 

Who the fuck is John Rooney?  Wasn't that the name of Paul Newman's character in Road to Perdition?

Almost a guarantee now that we get a run in the 8th or 9th with the way this game is going and how frustrating it is. 

16 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean- I have no idea why I’m being subjected to this fucking bullshit full of fuckers with weak ass shit at the bottom of the bullpen. 
have some balls and call up Ullola and make blubaugh the 7th inning guy and Ullola the 8th inning guy and quit fucking around with these dickheads. 

This is too logical. We can’t be that have that. Banned.

22 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Shitty end to a really promising (mostly) outing for SA. Spammed the strike zone, kept ball down, got 14 outs in a row I think and finished bloop, SB, SB, Bloop to no doubt get stuck with yet another loss. 
but promising for sure. 
glad we don’t have Yordan up here to get a big hit. Really fucking awesome he’s fucking around with 3Putt in corpus. Fucking dickhead asshole Espada/Brown. 

Are the Astros ever going to try and have pitchers hold runners on? If Gunner doesn’t steal 2nd and 3rd, Spaghetti may get out of that inning without giving up a run.

Is that 2 errors on the same play? That would be too funny

Just now, hornmpa96 said:

Are the Astros ever going to try and have pitchers hold runners on? If Gunner doesn’t steal 2nd and 3rd, Spaghetti may get out of that inning without giving up a run.

Not this year. Maybe in the future. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Is that 2 errors on the same play? That would be too funny

I don’t think it can be as there was only 1 base gained. 

Laz Diaz is awful as an ump everywhere. Didn’t see replay bet he’s out. 

1 hour ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Arrighetti is terrible. Lucky double play from being a 30+ pitches inning. Make him throw 150 pitches today and put his ass on IL. And get a fucking haircut. You can look like you smoke dope and play Call of Duty in your mom’s basement all you want when you can get outs. Until then cut that shit. 

While we are at it Kimbrel needs to cut that pig’s tail off as well 

While we are at it Kimbrel needs to cut that pig’s tail off as well 
He can pitch with his dick hanging out as long as he throws strikes.
4 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

While we are at it Kimbrel needs to cut that pig’s tail off as well 

🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 

OK Kimbrel, you can stay around for another outing

Sweep would have been nice, but that's a good series win

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Cam is indeed lost

 

akin just mowed us down 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Sweep would have been nice, but that's a good series win

 

3-1 is a very good series win 

day off tomorrow is needed 

Fucking amazing end to the game. Cam and Chas loooking like the hopeless dickheads they are (right now) and JP getting punched out on a ball a foot outside. 
Dana lost us this game. You can’t convince me otherwise. His bullshit with the bottom of the bullpen and not having Yordan up. 

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It was dumb to not have Yordan come to Baltimore.  Wasting games with him beating the shit out of AA pitching is silly.

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Yordan back Tuesday. Here comes the stretch run

Fucking finally. Unless he wakes up with a torn labia tomorrow morning from rubbing tacos with 3Putt or whatever they are doing. 

7 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Yordan back Tuesday. Here comes the stretch run

 

back in sugarland ?

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

back in sugarland ?

I will literally cut you from your nutsack to throat if you have summoned that into the world. 

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1 hour ago, kevwun said:

It was dumb to not have Yordan come to Baltimore.  Wasting games with him beating the shit out of AA pitching is silly.

This thread is going to be something when Yordan gets a day off Thursday afternoon 

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

This thread is going to be something when Yordan gets a day off Thursday afternoon 

*Wednesday night

On 8/18/2025 at 7:18 PM, David Dennison said:

I will consider a 3-4 road trip a success.

Nailed it.

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