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Is that a real injury, or a "rest an overworked reliever" injury?

20 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Is that a real injury, or a "rest an overworked reliever" injury?

Probably the latter but I'd sure as hell rather have Sousa give me an inning tonight than Kimbrel

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I am just glad that LMJ’s “Traumatic Blister Injury” is all cleared up. Eagerly awaiting his IR for an upcoming stubbed toe. 
 

Weak stuff. 

Yordan can bat leadoff and play LF, but it is too hard for Altuve to do it when Pena was out?

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So what’s the plan when Yordan comes back? Tuve back to left, or chance him more than we have at 2B? From an offensive standpoint, 2B seems far superior. 

This is assuming Yordan is basically relegated to DH to protect him, of course. Maybe that’s not the case. 

26 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

So what’s the plan when Yordan comes back? Tuve back to left, or chance him more than we have at 2B? From an offensive standpoint, 2B seems far superior. 

This is assuming Yordan is basically relegated to DH to protect him, of course. Maybe that’s not the case. 

It’s a hand issue. Shouldn’t stop him from playing in the field if necessary. 

Lance sucks and Diaz sucks at calling strikes, going to be a long night. 

2 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Lance sucks and Diaz sucks at calling strikes, going to be a long night. 

But he's so much better on the road!

Lance had some nice action on his pitches to the last 2 batters.

Just now, Macklemore said:

Lance had some nice action on his pitches to the last 2 batters.

Yes but he’s reliant on hitters chasing to get outs. I don’t think he can throw 3 strikes to a hitter and at some point, they will stop swinging at those breaking balls.

6 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Yes but he’s reliant on hitters chasing to get outs. I don’t think he can throw 3 strikes to a hitter and at some point, they will stop swinging at those breaking balls.

Yeah most good pitchers just groove them right down the middle.

 

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

Yeah most good pitchers just groove them right down the middle.

 

That’s not what I’m saying. He can’t even throw a strike when Holliday is taking at 3-0. 

I wish we had a catcher who could throw someone out. I havent paid attention but hopefully thats Janeks specialty

Povich you are.....NOT THE FATHER

I'll be here all night

Dildos OPS back under .700 and he looks like a fucking idiot

This team fucks i dont care what anyone says.

1 hour ago, Planet Houston said:

So what’s the plan when Yordan comes back? Tuve back to left, or chance him more than we have at 2B? From an offensive standpoint, 2B seems far superior. 

This is assuming Yordan is basically relegated to DH to protect him, of course. Maybe that’s not the case. 

 

yordan wins the title with the hooks, then gets called up

 

Cam is obviously talented and I think has a bright future, but he will benefit from the offseason and come back strong next year. He got lucky on his first AB with a seeing eye hit, but he's really struggling. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Cam is obviously talented and I think has a bright future, but he will benefit from the offseason and come back strong next year. He got lucky on his first AB with a seeing eye hit, but he's really struggling. 

He needs to be sent down. Has needed to happen for a month. He’s wanted the demotion by being terrible for 2 months now, but when you consider the huge savings of getting an extra year it’s borderline malpractice to not make that move. 

LMJ clean so far, but has zero command of the strike zone. He's gotta be able to throw strikes. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He needs to be sent down. Has needed to happen for a month. He’s wanted the demotion by being terrible for 2 months now, but when you consider the huge savings of getting an extra year it’s borderline malpractice to not make that move. 

I'm actually OK with him staying up. I think struggling against big league pitchers will benefit him, long term. 

Cam you fucking suck dick. LMJ swallows. 

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Cam wouldnt have had to do shit if our GG dildo makes the play he should have

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