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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Just floors me how anyone can take that bitch seriously.

How do all the people that think women should stay at home taking care of kids and not vote reconcile that with Trump having a woman as his spiritual advisor?

17 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

One whom speaks in tongues, no less.

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So many questions for such a short sentence. Who is "they"? Who is "you"? And what demons do "they" want "your children" to be worshiping?

53 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So many questions for such a short sentence. Who is "they"? Who is "you"? And what demons do "they" want "your children" to be worshiping?

Black people. The answer is always black people.

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Fucking Uncle Leo here 🤣

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Guy looks like a leprechaun. Tormund Dwarfsbane.

12 minutes ago, C-Man said:

"I've gotten to know him over the past few months."

Bitch, he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

51 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

"I've gotten to know him over the past few months."

Bitch, he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

But he would let her pee on him if she was on fire.

Just now, Macanudo said:

But he would let her pee on him if she was on fire.

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No voting rights for anyone without an IQ of at least 110. That's my platform.

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

No voting rights for anyone without an IQ of at least 110. That's my platform.

[Trump's poorly educated]Above or below 110? [Trump's poorly educated]

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

No voting rights for anyone without an IQ of at least 110. That's my platform.

your sentence structure leads me to believe you might be excluded from your own platform 😝

15 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

your sentence structure leads me to believe you might be excluded from your own platform 😝

It's not the IQ test that concerns me, it's the cognitive test.

Just now, Red Five said:

I understand nothing about this.

but it makes you furious, doesn't it!? 🙄

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This liberal is absolutely furious. But, not as furious as the masturbation these fellas are getting ready to unleash in this circle jerk.

11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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lol j/k 🙄

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I don't understand this one at all. People are pretending to be in elementary school again by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance and that's a flex?

Just now, Vegas64 said:

I don't understand this one at all. People are pretending to be in elementary school again by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance and that's a flex?

no, you see, these young patriots are looking at everything happening around them and are so enthusiastic about the results they spontaneously and enthusiastically recite the pledge. it's a flex us muricuh-hating libruhls can't understand

47 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I understand nothing about this.

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Once again, we need to have a serious conversation about White Men in this country. What the fuck is he talking about “save the country” and he’s so adamant about it that he fully believes he’s doing something. This is a full blown brainwashed cult.

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Once again, we need to have a serious conversation about White Men in this country. What the fuck is he talking about “save the country” and he’s so adamant about it that he fully believes he’s doing something. This is a full blown brainwashed cult.

The left needs to tone down the rhetoric.

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